granted, but your debt is more than you have in the bank

 

i wish gold was less than $500/oz.

Granted, due to overflow of gold on the market it is worthless and you have to pay people to take it off your hands.

 

I wish for another aquarium

Edited November 6, 200916 yr by Rustikus

granted but it's filled with jello

 

i wish for everything

granted, but it everything expired in 1973

 

I wish chips were healthy.

granted but they taste horrid

 

 

I wish it wasn't cloudy so often

granted, but it's 150F all the time with the sun beating down on you

 

i wish for winter

granted, but is hotter than summer.

I wish for peace.

granted but you have to kill everyone in the world to get it

 

i wish for gunz

granted but they always misfire

 

I wish for tomorrow to be less boring

Granted. You received some super powers like flying. You decided to have some fun so you tried to fly. Unfortunately, you accidentally hit a poor defenseless bird and some PETA members saw you so they burned your house. Then the world ended.

 

I wish the next poster would use less than 3 words.

granted but.......

 

 

i wish for a ski pass

granted but it only is good for the summer

 

 

I wish I had Dragon Age origins for PS3

granted but your PS3 got the RRoD

 

I wish for a new computer

granted but it's filled with porn that you can't delete

 

I wish for skis

granted a set of broken water skis

 

 

I wish the next wheel of time book was out

Granted, but it breaks completely from continuity and turns into a gay harlequin romance.

 

I wish I was a walrus.

granted but you are killed by a polar bear

 

i wish for snow

granted but its only a cup full

 

I wish I no longer got headaches

granted but now you get back pain

 

i wish for music

granted you now have more bag pipe music than you thought existed

 

I wish I didn't have to write so many papers for school

Granted, you fail out of school.

 

I wish I had a cup of tea.

granted but it makes you fart

 

i wish for a coin

granted but it gives u lead poisoning

 

I wish I wasnt bored

Edited November 12, 200916 yr by 88888888

granted, the bored is now you

 

i wish for 8 things made of 8's

granted but each of them causes something horrible to happen to you

 

I wish it would become colder and snow instead of this constant rain