granted, but you can never make another wish

 

i wish for a better computer chair

Granted, but it smells like cat pee.

 

I wish I didn't have a cold.

granted but you feel cold

 

i wish for a nuke

granted nuke comes shooting out of silos

 

i wish for cheese

granted but it's gone bad

 

i wish for everything

Granted, but you get the opposite of what you want.

 

I wish it wasnt so cold out.

Granted

 

But the sun is so strong you get horrifically burnt if you step outside.

nothing granted because you had no wish!

 

i wish for faster internetz

granted but your modem crashes

 

i wish i i could see in the dark

granted but you can't see during the day

 

i wish for snow

granted but you get 20 ft

 

i wish i was a jack of all trades

granted but everyone from all trades refer to you as jack

 

i wish for an MP

You got it and a military police shows up in front of you and arrests you.

 

I wish for good.

granted but it only lasts for 1 minute

 

i wish for a boat

Granted. It sits in your front yard without an engine and holes in the bottom.

 

I wish to be rich.

granted, your rich with junk

 

i wish to sell my house

Granted but the check bounces after you have already moved out.

 

I wish I had 10 televisions so I could watch 10 different college football game at once.

granted but it's not American "Football"

 

I wish that the US didn't call Football Football

granted but the rest of the world calls football soccer

 

i wish for a wish to wish for another wish

Granted, but the wish will never end

 

I wish for more bic lighters

granted, but they explode

 

i wish for a dragon

granted, but it's dead

 

I wish for a less angry girlfriend

Granted and now you have 10 angry girlfriends

 

I wish my car wasn't so dirty

granted but it now doesn't run

 

I wish sunny weather tomorrow

granted, but it will snow all night tonight

 

i wish for pizza