February 2, 201115 yr comment_371273 Florence, my band of pirates makes you walk the plank. You fall over the edge, where a shoal of Great White sharks is waiting. Off to Davy Jones' Locker with you! ARRGH! :pirateship: Report
February 2, 201115 yr comment_371277 :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: that u are dead Mocha Canela Report
February 2, 201115 yr comment_371304 Florence, my band of pirates makes you walk the plank. You fall over the edge, where a shoal of Great White sharks is waiting. Off to Davy Jones' Locker with you! ARRGH! :pirateship: "Ouch" that hurt.... I pull out my swords and cut you up in little pieces... Report
February 2, 201115 yr comment_371334 I crush your body, roll you into a ball...and kick you into the SUN! Report
February 3, 201115 yr comment_371393 (wonders how the heck you killed him with snow?) I ditch you in the middle of a forest, then two hungry grizzly bears come along and maul you to death. Report
February 3, 201115 yr comment_371394 I challenge you to a fight to the death using only chop-sticks. Unfortunately for I am a master of chop-stick-fu and easily kill you Report
February 3, 201115 yr comment_371507 pick up my rubber chicken and inflatable blow up bananananananananananana, then challenge you to a duel! Of course, you maybe a master of chop-stick-fu, but i am the master of randomness. And pwn you with my random moves and weapon selection! Report
February 3, 201115 yr comment_371672 :lion: My lion may not look fierce, but he was hungry enough to eat YOU! Report
February 3, 201115 yr comment_371729 iwin90 I spilled nukacola on you, it burn you so bad you died.... Report
February 4, 201115 yr comment_371819 I give you a shiny new gift. But inside is Talky Tina, and she doesn't like you, so she makes you trip down a flight of stairs, killing you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSy8Ko1vSKQ Edited February 4, 201115 yr by Mocha Canela Report
February 4, 201115 yr comment_372035 No! Not the B's!!! Now i am simply lahlahlah!!! Still. I shout; "LAHLAHLAH" killing you and take my B's back blahblahblah Report
February 4, 201115 yr comment_372077 I gather the master's of the RRRRRRULES, Scanty and Kneesocks. They overwhelm you with their awesomeness and demonic abilities. You died. Report
February 5, 201115 yr comment_372255 Don't underestimate me! I will go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb. Even if I was enslaved by the galaxy's cycle of rebirth, the feelings I left behind will open the door. Even if the infinite universe is against me, my burning blood will cut through fate. I will break through heavens and dimensions. I will show you my path by force! ZA WARUDO! Toki wo tomare. (THE WORLD! Time has now stopped) Hokuto, Hyakuretsu-ken! (North Star: Hundred Crack fist)aaaaAAAATATATATATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATA You're already dead... You're head will explode in 3....2...1... So****e, toki ga ugoki desu (Time has begun again) *I slam a steamroller on you*WRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Report
February 5, 201115 yr comment_372352 Poetic. I just hit you round the head with a hammer to shut thoust up. Report
February 5, 201115 yr comment_372385 http://www.iron-command.com/forum/uploads/av-2732.jpg that person kills you Report
February 5, 201115 yr comment_372467 Lol...so I killed myself? I force you to come shoe-shopping with me at the mall. So naturally, you die of boredom. Report
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