I use theory of relativity to confuse you until you die of confusion. Therefore, you're dead.

 

 

winsauce

I use the mirror of reflecting confusion to...well...reflect the confusion. To some random pedestrian. who dies.

While we both stand in aw of what just happened, I sneek up behind you and slap you with a frying pan SSBB style. you be dead.

 

BB-Qool slaw

I get revived through some miricle of winsauce. And you have a guilt induced heart attack because you think im a ghost.

 

WIN!

whoya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!

 

'nuff said :awesomeiron:

but im not a ghost! Regardless they crossed the beams and i got fried

 

 

But my ashes got into your lungs and you got choked to death! HAH :awesomeiron: :awesomeiron:

i drop you into a spy vs spy NES game and watch and laugh fiendishly as you are killed repeatedly by various traps.

< jumps into a B-2 bomber, takes off and flies to all of your locations and drop the nuke and flies away!

 

MWHAHAHAHAA!!! USAF FTW!

takes you down with ground to air missiles

*sneak attacks you and stabs you in the face*

:awesomeiron: :awesomeiron:

calls a army sniper and he blows your head off fom a mile away with a 50 cal.

D:

 

*somewhere 5 miles away* " FIRE! "

*loud explosions*

*You get your body blown to a million pieces with artillery.*

*lines you up with sniper rifle and silently kills you*

 

Welcome to eternity, Kaido.

Edited January 22, 201115 yr by Reias

*calls a bomber strike on your position* :awesomeiron:

*hits big red button that says "Nuclear Launch"*

* watches from screen as ten nukes land at your position*

 

God I hope you aren't a cockroach or these nukes are going to waste.

*walks up the hill holding a minigun* *slaughters you* My hill!

there is no hill. For that fail, you die.

Hands you a tall, frothy mug of hot chai, and you drink it. Only it isn't chai...it's steeped oleander leaves.

Sets killer dogs onto you. :fighting0002: :fighting0002: :fighting0002:

Bind you to a raft and set you in a mosquito pond to be eaten alive.

Tapes your eyelids open and forces you to watch hours of curling.

Put you on end of bowling alley and roll bowling balls at you.

Tie you to the railroad tracks, just when you start to here the train a coming.

It's rollin' round the bend, you won't see no sunshine since you did know then.... Cause i pushed you on the railtracks just to watch you die. And when i hear the train a rollin' i stop and chuckle deep inside.

 

I'm a beast at this song writing cr*p!

Blah, what you didn't know at first was I pulled out my boy scout knife and cut you free before the train got there for a 100 tech deal..

i melt u with acid rain