death by cake

Death by This wonderful theme! xD

death by idiot driver smashing into your house and running you over

Death by your computer falling on your head~!

suffocation in the bouncyness of your avi

Eating Poisoned Spices

Pixi dust! (its hazardous)

Edward Cullen eats you

He's leik, a vegetarian. I sic a rabid.... edward fan on you, for not knowing that

I send James on you he eats whats left of you with Edward

you die by self pity, for knowing too much about twilight. FANBOY!

You die for hating on Twilight

You die for hating a hater.

Harry potter kills you!

My mother died to protect me, Harry potter gets de-bodified!

 

 

Harrypotter fan ftw

Though Harry left a piece of his soul in you therefore he continues surviving and eventually kills you again and then again therefore his soul gets destroyed and so do you

 

Harry Potter FTW

then you are also dead by default!

You die because Lucius Malfoy kills you in the Chamber of Secrets

Psht, he couldnt even if he tried.

 

He misfired and killed you instead.

I'm not there silly!

 

Dobby kills you for harmin Harry Potter!

I use my magix

therefore i win

because you died with magix

I used my Mewtwo therefore you die~

I take the REDICULOUSLY LONG TIME it takes to go mewwwwwwtwwoooooooo to run to my leadbased bunker. Mewtwo's powers are rendered inert. I shoot you wif my rifle.

I unleash Mew on you. DIE

 

My hill

1. this isnt kig of the hill.

2. I press the big red button, destroying your non-existant hill. you die.