I wait for the acid rain to stop and remove my plastic protective gear, with which I brutally bludgen you to death

I walk up and shoot you with a 9mm. Simple enough. :awesomeiron:

walk up to you with my 5mm........FREAKIN' MINIGUN!!!!! pwn3d bitch.

I insta-kill you

BOOM headshot :suicidebastard:

:bay: <--- speaks for itself.

 

meet my little... very high powered and dangerous friend :3

I launch a cavalry charge at you, you don't have enough bullets for all of us

:lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge:

Edited January 24, 201115 yr by Count Rhinehart

AVADA KEDAVRA! (Works every time)

Aw man a Harry Potter reference? Just for that you get to die by a thousand cuts

Double up on post so, Count Rhinehart and Blah, you self destruct :bomb:

Edited January 25, 201115 yr by Florence

Florence, you get pwn3d by my bombs.... :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

blahblahblah, you get your mouth sewn shut, thus rendering you capable of blah'ing! (And, coincidentally enough, breathing, so you die.)

Ricepanda is swallowed by a sperm whale, where Geppetto chops you up and uses for fire wood

My sperm whale (See my new sig) then capsizes Rhinehart's boat, sending him to the ocean depths. Glub glub glub...

Man the harpoons!

Blah, you get pounded by :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

I combat your bombs with http://www.deviantart.com/download/85869531/mario_dance_by_minimariodrawer.gif

the bombers just dropped :_bully__by_E_motive: on you.

:anim_27: Rock your face off... literally!

thats the way to go... :speak_cool:

 

the boss :big_boss: just put a contract out on you..

Off with your head!

Edited January 28, 201115 yr by ricepanda

:cheese: died of food poison

:crapper: death by dysentry

:grouphug: Death by overly-vigorous group hug. :grouphug:

Death by throwimg up from the smoochiness of a group hug