i kill you with the same thing

so it's suicide eh? like: :suicidebastard:

 

 

Ok, i just put you through a mincer. then eat you with some spaghetti & tomato sauce. Yum!

i kill you with a cake

LOL I take the cake from you, ate the cake then :bay: killed you.

i kill you with that look

i kill you with this look:

 

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i am the one int he car i kill u

i'm not in the picture, so i get an eraser tool and wipe you out.

(LOL!)

 

I give you a flea-infested pet rat, from which you contract Plague and die a most heinous death.

i take my cape and kill u

i smear you in lard, with a fine layer of latex. Then stick you in front of a roaring fire. The effect causes you to burn in such a way that you appear to melt like a candle. Ouch.

i kill u with my many tanks :grenadekx1:

I kill you with my massive purple hair

I GRAPE YOU WITH PURPLE GRAPES!

 

 

you die.. of sheer humility. i win.

I wish you into cartoon land, where an enormous cartoon flamingo steps on you.

I take my cane out and beat you to death.

Death by ripping your stomach open with talon-like nails, clawing out the entrails and ripping your still-beating heart out. And then quickly eating the heart raw in front of your face in the few seconds before you die...

dude.... that's fubar.....

 

 

I am soo sickened that, i tie you down to a chair and inject you with a paralyzing drug. After it has taken affect and you are still conscious, i slowly begin to peel away at your flesh, skinning you alive. I then, using a pair of hedge cutters proceed to cutting each rib out individually. Then i reach in, put out your small intestine, and strangle you with it.

Then blah, while you are killing him with his small intestine, and strangle you with it. I slip up behind you :bay: and kill you.

Much more effective, Florence!

 

Too bad for you that the second your gun stopped firing, I decapitaed you with my chainsaw.

I get the book of the dead from the Cairo museum, turn you into a mummy and then grind you up to make mummy powder, which I then use to cure my rheumatism and ague

i kill you with a tank

Because you are hungry after winning the hill. I give you a complimentary Chill con carne. With added rocket fuel and laxatives.

 

It results in: http://serve.mysmiley.net/fighting/fighting0024.gif

 

My hill. http://serve.mysmiley.net/winking/winking0044.gif

i come back down to earth and land on u you dead

I use you as target practice. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/210.gif