who Got the Balls to off me

Edited August 21, 200917 yr by molestargazer

death by mech warrior

death by listening to Jonas Brothers/Miley cyrus (this may be the worst possible death imaginable today)

Death by iPhone explosion

death by rabid cat

death by fire

Death by meteorite

death by being squashed under an elephant

Death by Jim Carrey´s whole filmography section

death by peanut

death by gold bullion

death by drowning upside down in a barrel of bourbon

death by nuke

death by biological weaponry

Death by alcohool intoxication.

death by pies

Death by dental floss

death by gas form of chlorine

death by the reaper

Death by paper cut

Death by your mother becoming morbidly obese, having her heart explode and her arterially clogged body falling on top of yours, effectively trapping you for days until you die of dehydration. Oh, and the dogs are in the house and nobody has fed them recently.

a truck full of bowling balls appears 30 ft above your face

Immobilized on a desert island waiting for a US Congressional 100% majority to give you food and water.

death by air cavity constriction

death by pain

Death by sliding under a gas truck and tasting your own blood