death by boogers

Death by rats

Death by bedbugs, fleas, ticks, and overdosing on the poison that kills those pests.

Death by peanuts

Death by an out of control BMW

Death by a chihuahua

Death by being drenched in cooking oil and then thrown in a fire pit. The good ol' "DIAF" approach.

Death by a terrorist

Death by being sacrificed, Aztec-style

Death by cats

Death by Oxycontin

death by nuclear explosion

Death by Vicodin

Death by being subbed in for Kenny in South Park.

death by mr. potato head

Death by kangaroos

death from above

death by bart simpson

Death by Peter Griffin

Death by stewie griffin

Death by incompetence

death by stuff

Death by Wayne and Garth

Death by Spam

Death by belches and farts