LORD LEVISTUS

So many times this. You're going to be cut off from society, and while it's really easy to survive most anywhere through spring to fall, winters kill. We live in a world where barter isn't a very viable way to trade (at least if you stay on north america) and what little money you have saved will be lost fairly quickly. You'll find that you have no food, and at best poor shelter in the worst time to face those challenges. Not saying it can't be done, but if you're just now leaning towards educating yourself on flora you're years away from being able to pull this off responsibly.

Ruler Name: Lord Levistus Nation Name: Emirates of Essex Link to Nation: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=52622 Does your Alliance need an Embassy?: We're on the list. Alliance you Represent: Valhalla Role within alliance: Vice Regent Alliance's IRC Channel & Server: #cnvalhalla @ irc.coldfront.net

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accidentally scalding your eyes with steam while operating a boiled peanut stand, and staggering into traffic.

9/10 (bonus points for Eastwood) 7/10

Smokey Wilson-- You Don't Drink What I Drink

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Your math teacher figures out what is going on, reports it to the proper authorities and destroys the lives of several students and faculty. I wish to receive a 5 minute session of NSA oral sex from Summer Glau.

Your wish is granted: You have a plate of mashed potatoes made from 3 month old moldy potatoes squeezed under a fat man's buttocks. I wish for respite from near constant headaches.