Count Rhinehart

10/10 I depend on you for teh $$$z

Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan- atahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor suddenly masticated his puppy and groped it's paws romantically

Yeah, I'm just ****tin ya. To be honest I got tired of House after the second season. I mean the man is only wrong like 1/50 times and yet everyone continuously doubts him, not to mention they're all drug addicts and boning each other, not very professional, that hospital would get closed down in a second here in Australia, no wonder you Yanks have such bad health care

That would be a good idea, it's about time people learned that they have nothing to worry about from vampires. In fact many people are under the wrong impression about vampires, you see most of us only drink animal blood for instance. Another little known fact is that we can walk in day light, but we sparkle and we are attracted to vacuous, precocious young bitches with daddy issues. I would recommend the excellent Twilight 'Saga' should you want to learn more.

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Because you spend too much time spamming here Why do I date so many hot chicoritas?

ACN

I smack you with a Canada the size of the Canada, my hill

Look at me I Win

I begin to explain to you the full chemical composition of Titin, once I get to about the 150345th letter you die of old age.

Did I tell you all that I am 1/4 vampire? We Counts of Qwertopia are distantly related to the Counts of Transylvania you see.

3/10 Keep at it bucko

True You will tell everyone that my secret ambition is to dress up like a disney character and skip around disneyland for a day?

Yes, what is this house you speak of?

It condences on the buttcrack of an alpine German lass and is collected by naked choir boys who carry it in cupped hands on a 3000 mile pilgramige route to Mount Arrarat where it bottled If I comes before E except after C, why is it spelled 'weird'?

True? By 'you' is the previous poster refering to me and not to the poster either above him or below me?

Who told you drugs are bad?

Well well well, it looks like the next generation of spammers have come along. Spammers, I salute you

and pausages

granted, you injured your leg playing outdoor soccer I wish the toilets didn't flush the 'wrong' way here in Oz

A mean spirited old woman is sitting at a bar when a crocodile walks in asks her for drugs. The woman scoffs at the crocodile, who promptly eats the woman. The bar tender then leans over to the crocodile and says 'that's a bar bitch you ate'.

Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan- atahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor suddenly masticated

El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?

Chronologically Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!