Everything posted by Count Rhinehart
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One word story
Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan- atahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor
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Questions Only
If I was to tell you that I live in Canberra would you tell me where you live?
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Questions Only
Couldn't we figure this out if we both fill our bathtubs and note what way drain? Or better yet, who gives a flying duck?
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Don't bathtubs rotate differently in the different hemispheres when they drain as well, despite having no jets to affect direction?
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Isn't drainage speed relative to the Earth's rotation the determining factor of the coriolis effect rather than size? (though to be fair Australian toilets use about 1/3 the water that American ones use so the water drains before any rotation begins, the up side being we waste less water and don't splash as much )
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The direction of toilet flushing is determined by the coreolis effect and depends on positioning in the northern or southern hemisphere, therefore isn't it more likely that I was refering to hemispherical persperctive and not geopolitical?
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Isn't 'backwards' a matter of perspective?
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what would you do if...
I'd laugh at the loser whos arm I broke What would you do if you posted the same post 5 times?
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True or False
True Defenstration is the coolest means of executing someone
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Corrupt a Wish
Granted, now its stolen from VE and used as a casus belli to DoW on IRON I wish I could diagnose medical conditions by touch
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Post any random crap to get your post count up
Je pense donc je suis
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Questions Only
Isn't Australia the only country that inhabits an entire continent?
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The new pointless thread!
Damn son, that other guy must be Reb Brown
- Learn the alphabet.
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Ask a stupid question answer with a stupid one
Because it's lonely out of the closet, isn't it?
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One word story
Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan- atahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals
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Kill the person above you
i kill you with second hand smoke, even though it takes about 20 years. Revenge is a dish best served cold
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King of the Hill
I give a 4 hour lecture on photosynthesis and what this means when interpreting Shakespeare, causing you all to :suicidebastard: :suicidebastard: :suicidebastard: :suicidebastard:
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The last person to post ...
i win twice as much
- The Word Game!
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Do you smoke cigarretes?
I smoke about 15 cigarettes a day
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Kill the person above you
You get caught between Rosie O'donnel and a buffet breakfast, not pretty
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The last person to post ...
Whats with the banana emoticons? I win
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King of the Hill
I come with an army of hills and conquer your little hill
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Corrupt a Wish
granted. They have been transferred to you I wish I was ambidextrous