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Count Rhinehart

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  1. Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan- atahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor
  2. If I was to tell you that I live in Canberra would you tell me where you live?
  3. Couldn't we figure this out if we both fill our bathtubs and note what way drain? Or better yet, who gives a flying duck?
  4. Don't bathtubs rotate differently in the different hemispheres when they drain as well, despite having no jets to affect direction?
  5. Isn't drainage speed relative to the Earth's rotation the determining factor of the coriolis effect rather than size? (though to be fair Australian toilets use about 1/3 the water that American ones use so the water drains before any rotation begins, the up side being we waste less water and don't splash as much )
  6. The direction of toilet flushing is determined by the coreolis effect and depends on positioning in the northern or southern hemisphere, therefore isn't it more likely that I was refering to hemispherical persperctive and not geopolitical?
  7. Isn't 'backwards' a matter of perspective?
  8. I'd laugh at the loser whos arm I broke What would you do if you posted the same post 5 times?
  9. True Defenstration is the coolest means of executing someone
  10. Granted, now its stolen from VE and used as a casus belli to DoW on IRON I wish I could diagnose medical conditions by touch
  11. Isn't Australia the only country that inhabits an entire continent?
  12. Damn son, that other guy must be Reb Brown
  13. Because it's lonely out of the closet, isn't it?
  14. Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan- atahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals
  15. Count Rhinehart replied to a post in a topic in General Spam
    i kill you with second hand smoke, even though it takes about 20 years. Revenge is a dish best served cold
  16. I give a 4 hour lecture on photosynthesis and what this means when interpreting Shakespeare, causing you all to :suicidebastard: :suicidebastard: :suicidebastard: :suicidebastard:
  17. i win twice as much
  18. Starbucks
  19. I smoke about 15 cigarettes a day
  20. Count Rhinehart replied to a post in a topic in General Spam
    You get caught between Rosie O'donnel and a buffet breakfast, not pretty
  21. Whats with the banana emoticons? I win
  22. I come with an army of hills and conquer your little hill
  23. granted. They have been transferred to you I wish I was ambidextrous

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