Duderonomy

sheep

Hippie chicks for the winner, which is me!

Should Shakira date me?

Angry honking

Waffles for the greater syrup-to-batter ratio. Hippies or beatniks?

ranger

Your in the hunger games. -If you have as much machismo as I do, they turn into the sexy games very quickly. Your surrounded by dinosaurs. -Any herbivore will stand passively while you take pictures. Just make sure to avoid any dino-terds. Your batman and the joker is infront of you. -I've answered this question before, but those two seriously need to get honest and make out. Did you feel the sexual tension in Dark Knight? Batman talking all low to Joker while Joker flirtaciously tosses his hair. The Dark Knight Rises, indeed. A gang fight. -If you've seen West Side Story, you know that any gang fight devolves into a dance number. Dancing is not violent. Unless you're twerking. Your in world war 2. -Live in Switzerland so you can make tons of money off the rest of the world fighting each other. Kinda like GPA. Wolverines has gone crazy. -Nothing can solve this problem. Not even violence.

Blade 619, here's the hippie chick I owe you. Remember kids, hippie chicks don't wear bras. And I have a supply of hippie dudes for those that swing that way. http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/burn-bra-1.jpg

Should it be hip to be square?

breathalyzer

I'm already a demigod, so I'm well-qualified to answer this question. Get the minotaur a hefer and we'll both ride all night long. I think I already owed you one from your last post, Blade, but didn't know if you wanted a chick or dude. I will post one of my finest chicks tonight. As for the rest: Self harm. -No need for anyone to go all emo. Let the wacky tabacky sort this one out. Suicide. -Nothing is solved by suicide, man. Wacky tabacky prescriptions for everybody. Rape. -You must have been talking to Nettles. This is currently being solved by porn and cut-rate ladies of the night. Genital mutilation. -All natural is beautiful, baby. No need to go all hateful on the party-parts. No circumcision for both sexes. Vaccinations. (Insert almost any drug you like here) -See previous post about no more medical gimmies since they don't intend to harm. I already owe you one for making me specify. De-constructing the face of the playground bully with a hammer. -No medical gimmies. Perform all the amateur plastic surgery you want. Forced sterilisation -I don't think we need to harsh on Dungeons & Dragons. That's voluntary. My alarm clock technically causes me physical harm through interrupting my natural sleep and activating genes associated with heart disease, stress, dementia, cancer etc etc etc. -Let the natural rhythms of the world guide you. Go to sleep at sundown, wake up at sunup. That sitcom isn't worth it. The hoes on TV aren't going to sleep with you, anyway. Boxing and other associated contact sports. -I'm all for alternative lifestyles, but spending all your spare time getting intimate with other dudes through violence is no way to live a life. Try a bong and a love circle if you're lonely. Sitting down (believe it or not, it's shortening your life). -Get up and dance. The whole world is your disco, dude.

I'm thinking about getting it. Depends on how my new job works out. I clocked 436 hours on Europa Universalis 3 and loved the two Let's Plays on Crusader Kings 2. I heard that with the update you can actually set up individual kingdoms and rule over them as emperor. I always loved grand strategy more than micromanagement.

bikini

With a loving hug of peace. No mental illness can resist the passion of my embrace, baby. If a wharehouse is anything like a whorehouse, there are already hippie chicks everywhere. The godfather and his men will be distracted by the sexy eye candy, allowing me to hide in a pile of condoms. Mafiosi always go unwrapped, so there's no chance they'll find me there. Eventually, they'll get their fill of love's sweet bounty and leave, drained but tranquil.

Metal & Dubstep for a manic mood. Jazz/Swing and country just for dancing to. Techno & hip-hop for the groove. But it's disco that makes me move.

A fellow NGer by the name of dano would like to play with you guys. NG doesn't appreciate the majesty of iron cannons. His username is draov .

VI, VII, VIII, IX, X

brick

critters

maim

pan

Granted, but everything on it tastes like rotten fish. I wish for a nuke.

I slipped peyote into IceWolf's drink. He promptly died after humping a bear.

Banned for being a filthy animal.

Look it up ya lazy bastids.