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[Kaziocore]

Votecount 3.14

ABigDeer (0) -
Angel Cruz dela Sant (0) -
Blaskowicz (4) - Yates, Angel Cruz dela Sant, killgor, Electric Mango
Daniel Vigrid (0) -
Electric Mango (0) -
Imran Ehsan (0) -
Iron Helix (0) -
killgor (0) -
Lyner (0) -
Yates (1) - Blaskowicz

Not Voting (5) - ABigDeer, Daniel Vigrid, Imran Ehsan, Iron Helix, Lyner

With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
Blaskowicz is the current wagon leader at L-2
Deadline is Monday, January 6th, 2014 @ 08:15 EDT

[Lyner]

Well if Theo is scum then why there is no kill tonight?

[Yates]

And who is more eager to cut my time short here than Yates?

A. Kindly point to a game in the entire history of internet mafia with a Doctor/Neighborizer. Thanks.
B. Kindly explain why your predecessor name claimed a villian that is not a movie monster. Thanks.
C. Kindly explain who the Town Investigator is if not me. Thanks.

Way back when I was at L-1 I said I wouldn't even mind being mislynched so long as I was counter claimed. Given that you ARE a doctor [as you claim], do you see any reason for a Town Cop/Watcher/Tracker NOT to counter claim me as we stand here on Day 3? Think about it. They would have 2 nights of results. They would have me outted as scum. They would have you to protect them tonight. You would have the world by the balls.

So what do you think? Why do you think I haven't been counter claimed yet? In fact, I'll leave the offer on the table. If ANYONE [not named EM or Blaskowicz] would like to counter my investigation ability? I'm cool with being today's lynch because I will have served my purpose.

Do you know why no one will counter me? Because I *am* the investigator and your scum team knows it.
 
 

 

For giggles...
@Blaskowicz - what's your character name? And can you give us flavor for how you are a scum neighborizer?
 
I'm looking for a short work of fiction to read before bed.

 
I'm glad you're admitting that I am, in fact, a neighborizer Just get the other half right, and maybe I'll do it!

 

Great. Can you give us flavor for how you are a scum neighborizer/DOCTOR? Please see my full role claim as an example.

[Yates]

Well if Theo is scum then why there is no kill tonight?

Wow. That's a great question. Why didn't anyone think of this before?!!

Oh wait. It has already been answered. Like 5 times.

This, my friends, is further evidence of why I believe Lyner is the 3rd member of the scum team.

[Electric Mango]

Blascowitz. If you neighborize every person you protect then why am I your only neighbor?

[Lyner]

 

Well if Theo is scum then why there is no kill tonight?

Wow. That's a great question. Why didn't anyone think of this before?!!

Oh wait. It has already been answered. Like 5 times.

This, my friends, is further evidence of why I believe Lyner is the 3rd member of the scum team.

 

 

Okay that one's a fail on my part

[Lyner]

VOTE: Blaskowicz

 

 

Last chance to give us a better explanation

[Yates]

Okay that one's a fail on my part

Couple of quick questions for you before day break, Lyner:

1. Why were you so willing to believe the lightning rod claim?
2. Why were you active lurking?
3. Why did you not take the 2 seconds required to unvote me when I was at L-1 and we still had info that needed to get out?
4. Does a Blascowicz scum flip mean EM is scum? If not who are his partners?
5. Does a Blascowicz scum flip mean Yates is Town? If not why not?

Grazi.

[ABigDeer]

Blascowitz. If you neighborize every person you protect then why am I your only neighbor?

This

 

Or do you only neighbourise people that you save? Like... Doctor Ned revives the spahgetti monster and now the spaghetti monster is now in a bond with the doctor (not a romantic bond)

[ABigDeer]

If this is true ^ there will be a few questions rolling around the next day is blask is townie

[Lyner]

 

Okay that one's a fail on my part

Couple of quick questions for you before day break, Lyner:

1. Why were you so willing to believe the lightning rod claim?
2. Why were you active lurking?
3. Why did you not take the 2 seconds required to unvote me when I was at L-1 and we still had info that needed to get out?
4. Does a Blascowicz scum flip mean EM is scum? If not who are his partners?
5. Does a Blascowicz scum flip mean Yates is Town? If not why not?

Grazi.

 

 

1. Because it's too risky? EM hasn't been suspected whatsoever at the time of the claim, not a good time for claiming(a reckless ability, nonetheless) unless he's a town. Unless EM is a scum and he was shifting attention from Imran/Robert.

2. If you're referring to the failure above that's a mistake and it won't happen again. If you're referring to other posts feel free to point it out.

3. Because I believe nobody will hammer you(a bit proven, I'd say) and you'll spill more beans that way.

4. Not necessarily, if Blas flips scum than he might be the mafia neighborizer, EM may or may not be his partner.

5. Yes that means you're town, my dear

[Lyner]

Not to mention the story adds up (how nobody gets killed because of the rod and doctor's save) without the need of adding neighborizer shenanigans

[Blaskowicz]

I probably went about this all the wrong way. I'm a doctor, I make people better. I just wanted everyone to be okay...

 

 

I am Doctor Ned, and I'm here on behalf of the Count for... financial reasons. No one know better than the now-deceased Dracula that corpse reanimation makes for a very... lucrative opportunity. Of course, I swore the Hippocraticus oath. I think. And harming is not my trade. But if someone ends up soon after their death, as in, someone tried to kill them during the night, I might not be able to save them... in their natural, living, form.

 

With the bat dead, fiends preying on us innocent townsfolk, and a lot of scary needles at my disposal, I set up to perform my trade on the recently deceased. Which, due to my human limitation of non-ubiquity, find myself hard to perform to the best of my abilities. The first night, I failed to protect my target, but the second night... out of sheer unexpected chance, I found the agonizing EM on my way to Yates' house and helped him... recover. Of course, what with the zomb... recuperating stage he's at the moment, that requires him to be my neighbor for obvious medical reasons.

 

And that, my friends, is what happened. A lot of events converging upon the figure of the lightning rod and a rare (Exotic, if I might say myself) breed of doctor not stemming from formal education. I must admit my looks are less than reputable, and my mustache has made grown men weep in tears in sight of it's glory, but there are stranger creatures in this room, and my intent is not to kill or maim any of you. Unless they have been killed or maimed already.

 

I've baked some brownies as well! You want one?

[Electric Mango]

If there is another doc out there I would like to hear a role claim.

[Yates]

If there is another doc out there I would like to hear a role claim.

What makes you think we have a doctor - considering we have two BP's and your claimed lightning rod to stop a scum kill?

[Yates]

I swore the Hippocraticus oath. I think. And harming is not my trade.

Are you making this part up or did it come from your role PM?

[AngelCruzdelaSant]

I probably went about this all the wrong way. I'm a doctor, I make people better. I just wanted everyone to be okay...

 

 

I am Doctor Ned, and I'm here on behalf of the Count for... financial reasons. No one know better than the now-deceased Dracula that corpse reanimation makes for a very... lucrative opportunity. Of course, I swore the Hippocraticus oath. I think. And harming is not my trade. But if someone ends up soon after their death, as in, someone tried to kill them during the night, I might not be able to save them... in their natural, living, form.

 

With the bat dead, fiends preying on us innocent townsfolk, and a lot of scary needles at my disposal, I set up to perform my trade on the recently deceased. Which, due to my human limitation of non-ubiquity, find myself hard to perform to the best of my abilities. The first night, I failed to protect my target, but the second night... out of sheer unexpected chance, I found the agonizing EM on my way to Yates' house and helped him... recover. Of course, what with the zomb... recuperating stage he's at the moment, that requires him to be my neighbor for obvious medical reasons.

 

And that, my friends, is what happened. A lot of events converging upon the figure of the lightning rod and a rare (Exotic, if I might say myself) breed of doctor not stemming from formal education. I must admit my looks are less than reputable, and my mustache has made grown men weep in tears in sight of it's glory, but there are stranger creatures in this room, and my intent is not to kill or maim any of you. Unless they have been killed or maimed already.

 

I've baked some brownies as well! You want one?

 

First off, it is the Hippocratic Oath, not Hyppocraticus oath (any doctor would know this.)

 

@Yates, because of this basic error, I'm pretty certain he made that paragraph up, though his entire post seemed to be a dramatic monologue.

[Blaskowicz]

 

I swore the Hippocraticus oath. I think. And harming is not my trade.

Are you making this part up or did it come from your role PM?

 

 

It is concordant with the role PM, but I made it up

[Yates]

First off, it is the Hippocratic Oath, not Hyppocraticus oath (any doctor would know this.)
 
@Yates, because of this basic error, I'm pretty certain he made that paragraph up, though his entire post seemed to be a dramatic monologue.

Yeah. That's the part he needed to answer for himself. Please don't run interference on obvious traps. It defeats the whole purpose.

[Blaskowicz]

Well I'll be damned. I might not have a fancy medical degree, and my experience involves dead people and a bottle of whiskey, but if you start arguing about a misspelling in a word and automatically assume I'm scum, you might be reading too hard between the lines.

 

Almost desperately hard.