The man then pulled out a gun and...

Turned it into a cookie

Which then ate the man...

And the cookie grew

And it grew 

until it touched the moon

The moon liked being touched, so...

it offered a gift

of rockalicious music to

Soften the mood 

And give luck

To bob saget

who was the great and glorious

Moon monster, which then...

grew bigger and stronger

yet not as

The sky.

The monster then summoned...

a dragon that

had twin Olsen heads

and a fiery breath of fire 

Which he then used to...

burn down houses

for not watching television

Without clothes on...