Deep fried kittens With ranch dip

that made the squid stronger than ever 

so he started Cross-Fit

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Which made him turn into a powerful ninja god...

That didnt have any powers

He went to china

and learned some martial arts from 

A flying Doughnut 

whose glazed sprinkle technique

taught him Bruce Lee powers 

Which he used to kill 

his greatest enemy

SpongeBob

who suddenly began to 

Morph into a giant Sponge..

that grew into SpongeBob Square Pants 

who went on a trip to kill squidward..

with his precious clarinet 

When Spongebob found Squidward, he ...

Taught him a lesson

With his massive ...

Designer pimp hat....

Then he found out he was a she

A wimp that

could not pimp