Fun game: ask a random question. You can't awnser yes or no.

 

Are you a movie star?

Only in my dreams.

 

So lets begin:

 

Do you eat pickled onion?

 

a nice answer would be if I must

 

Not exactly, eventually the deadline will pass or you will perform the task

 

 

 

Is it possible to eat and digest a rock?

easily done if it is cooked properly

 

 

What is the difference between a duck?

What is the difference between what?

 

"I'm lying" -- Is this statement true or false?

ambiguity may or may not be the answer

 

 

 

Is yellow snow bad for you?

Its perfectly good until you swallow it

 

if something exists in everything?

That question does not make sense.

 

Does this sentence conclude with a question mark?

I didnt know question left marks

 

 

 

Is there any intelligent life down there?

You would have to take them off to find out.

 

 

Have you ever cheated on your taxes?

I haven't yet.

 

I wish somebody would say the two banned words besides Kitkat.

Unfortunately some of us follow rules haha

 

Do you wish you could turn back time?

Why would I do that?

 

Does 1+1 equal 2?

Not always

 

 

Are there any hypothetical questions?

Maybe...maybe not.

 

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

I have been in a Turkish Bath

 

 

 

If I eat a clown , Will it taste funny?

Depends on which one you eat. I don't recommend the ones from Gotham, too spicy!

 

Why did they cut Assange's internet connection lmao

The Dong was here.

where did the dong go?!

i miss the iron dong