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Corrupt A Wish

Started By RearviewRover , Feb 13 2017 06:27 AM

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#641
brewersalliance
Posted 09 February 2021 - 08:22 PM

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GRANTED BUT THEN YOU FUCK EVERYTHING UP AND CEASE TO EXSIST

 

I WISH I COULD KICK MY CO WORKER IN THE NUTS AND NOT HAVE ANY REPOCUSSIONS 



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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#642
Yggdrazil
Posted 10 February 2021 - 06:25 PM

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Granted. Now all your co-workers are female with no nuts to kick.

I wish that I owned Australia.


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#643
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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:20 PM

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granted.  you now owna rabid racoon named Australia

 

i wish that my glasses cleaner wasnt empty



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:23 PM

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granted, it is now full of no

 

I wish brewers would stop spamming


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#645
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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:24 PM

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granted.  brewers agrees to stop spamming.  but it turns out he lied

 

i wish there were more topics to spam



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:24 PM

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Granted, but they are on another forum and you loose access to this one

 

I wish brewers would stop lying


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#647
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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:25 PM

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granted, he stops lying to everyone but you

 

i wish my balls didnt itch



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#648
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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:26 PM

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granted, you have no balls

 

I wish brewers had balls


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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:29 PM

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granted.  i T-bag you with them

 

 

i wish i could get drunk at work



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:29 PM

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Granted, you are always drunk brewers

 

I wish I had more coffee creamer for my coffee


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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:30 PM

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granted, but you have no coffee

 

i wish i could fly



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:31 PM

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granted, you are now a fly on the wall

 

I wish i had a full english breakfast


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brewersalliance
Posted 11 February 2021 - 04:37 PM

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granted but its poisoned so you die

 

i wish i was immortal 



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 14 February 2021 - 07:58 AM

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Granted. You are now a living corpse.

I wish I had a pot of gold.


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Posted 15 February 2021 - 03:13 PM

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granted, but then gold becomes worthless 

 

i wish it was 85 degrees outside where i live and i am there to enjoy it and there is no inclement weather 



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#656
Yggdrazil
Posted 16 February 2021 - 08:45 PM

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Granted, you now live in Shangri-La and they hate outsiders.

I wish I lived in a tropical paradise.


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Posted 16 February 2021 - 08:50 PM

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granted.  it gets hit by a tsunami and u die day one 

 

i wish i had beer at work



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 17 February 2021 - 09:05 AM

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Granted but you work in a brewery and die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I had a BLT.


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Posted 18 February 2021 - 05:01 PM

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granted you have a burnt lemon tortilla 

 

i wish i was immortal 



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 18 February 2021 - 05:04 PM

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Granted, you now live in a cage and are studied and dissected over and over

 

I wish steak was free


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