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Granted, but now the two genres are combined into "Science Fictasy"

 

I wish I was the supreme overlord of Earth


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted. You have now been invaded by Alpha Centauri I

 

I wish we knew if Aliens existed


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Granted, but now you realize that we were the aliens all along

 

I wish I could visit every country in the world


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted. You are now Bankrupt and in your 40's.

 

I wish Wizards of the Coast would fix their issue with Magic the Gathering


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Granted, but now they made it into a religion worshiped by millions

 

I wish I could breathe underwater 


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted. You are now a fish with no knowledge of your previous life

 

I wish hangovers didn't exist.


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Granted, but now alcohol doesn't exist either

 

I wish people would realize that Batman is a terrible superhero 


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted...uh...people are mildly upset

 

I wish I was an expert in my career field.


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Granted, but now you are the only person on the planet who knows how to do that job

 

I wish I could meet Nani from Lilo and Stitch


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted. You have been turned into a character from the Lilo and Stich universe and have no consciousness

 

I wish grief was temporary


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Granted. 

 

I wish you find peace in your sorrow


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Temporarily Granted

 

I wish everyone could be as kind as you


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Granted, but now you have been smothered with kindness

 

I wish I were Jeff Bezos 


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted. You are now stalked by hundreds of thousands of people. Also you have lawsuits against you.

 

I wish people weren't so angry


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Granted, now everyone is frustrated because they can't get angry

 

I wish I could swim in the Great Barrier Reef


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted. Your ship sinks in the Great Barrier Reef and you have to swim for 5 days until you are rescued.

 

I wish all video games were free


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Granted, now the video game business goes out of business.

 

I wish school was easy 


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted. Now no one is very smart

 

I wish I had a group of friends to play board games with


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Granted, but you have to play virtually because of Miss Rona

 

I wish I could live on Mars 


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted. You have an unlimited supply of oxygen, food, and "relief" apparatuses. You must live in a spacesuit the ENTIRE time.

 

I wish the world would cooperate in order to achieve faster than light travel


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