IRONclad
Granted. The world comes together and after multiple attempts, we think we can finally go faster than light itself. You are on the spaceship that will achieve the mission. You are going faster and faster and faster until you reach it. The view is unimaginable...but now you broke physics and we have to start all over. Thanks!
I wish I could live COMFORTABLY without the need to sleep
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted... but now you are addicted to a drug
I wish I were a benevolent ruler.
IRONclad
Granted, but a neighboring ruler attacks because of your kindness
I wish I could pass all of my tests
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted... you cram for every test and pass every one but die from sleep deprivation and a diet of soda and chips.
I wish my I.Q. was over 180.
IRONclad
Granted, but they accused you of cheating and you were sent to jail
I wish my knees didn't hurt
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted... no longer hurting because your legs were amputated above the knees.
I wish I could paint a masterpiece.
IRONclad
Granted, but you work of art was stolen by Da Vinci and is now his
I wish I can score a 36 on the ACT
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted...but everyone else scored a 36 also.
I wish I was younger.
IRONclad
Granted, but you are now in middle school
I wish I didn't need glasses
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted... but your girlfriend had a eye class fetish and broke up with you.
I wish I owned the Santa Fe railroad.
Mountaineer
Your wish has been granted; you now own santa fe railroad but also inherited a hostile takeover from BNSF
I wish I lived the life of a Mandalorian
Granted, you are no longer alive but live on as a fictional character.
I wish I could be immortal.
Theo's Defeat
granted but you spend eternity licking poop out of the butholes of cows
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
Grant a non-wish to raise your I.Q. to 50 points, thus making you aware that you grant a wish and make one.
I wish I were endowed with serenity.
Theo's Defeat
granted, your penis becomes named serenity
i wish i never had to make wishes
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
Granted, all you have to do is not post here.
I wish BrewersAlliance had a penis to name.
Theo's Defeat
granted, your mom gets to name it tho since she uses it the most
i wish i did not have to work any more
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
Granted, your now a bum asking for money at entry ramps at interstate highways.
I wish whose been dead these past ten yeaars would leave Brewer alone,
Theo's Defeat
granted, the dead now haunt you instead
i wish this customer would just leave
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
Not granted. Outside the parameters of wish fulfillment or unfulfillment.
I wish I could control time dilation.
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