Granted, but now the two genres are combined into "Science Fictasy"

 

I wish I was the supreme overlord of Earth

Granted. You have now been invaded by Alpha Centauri I

 

I wish we knew if Aliens existed

Granted, but now you realize that we were the aliens all along

 

I wish I could visit every country in the world

Granted. You are now Bankrupt and in your 40's.

 

I wish Wizards of the Coast would fix their issue with Magic the Gathering

Granted, but now they made it into a religion worshiped by millions

 

I wish I could breathe underwater 

Granted. You are now a fish with no knowledge of your previous life

 

I wish hangovers didn't exist.

Granted, but now alcohol doesn't exist either

 

I wish people would realize that Batman is a terrible superhero 

Granted...uh...people are mildly upset

 

I wish I was an expert in my career field.

Granted, but now you are the only person on the planet who knows how to do that job

 

I wish I could meet Nani from Lilo and Stitch

Granted. You have been turned into a character from the Lilo and Stich universe and have no consciousness

 

I wish grief was temporary

Granted. 

 

I wish you find peace in your sorrow

Temporarily Granted

 

I wish everyone could be as kind as you

Granted, but now you have been smothered with kindness

 

I wish I were Jeff Bezos 

Granted. You are now stalked by hundreds of thousands of people. Also you have lawsuits against you.

 

I wish people weren't so angry

Granted, now everyone is frustrated because they can't get angry

 

I wish I could swim in the Great Barrier Reef

Granted. Your ship sinks in the Great Barrier Reef and you have to swim for 5 days until you are rescued.

 

I wish all video games were free

Granted, now the video game business goes out of business.

 

I wish school was easy 

Granted. Now no one is very smart

 

I wish I had a group of friends to play board games with

Granted, but you have to play virtually because of Miss Rona

 

I wish I could live on Mars 

Granted. You have an unlimited supply of oxygen, food, and "relief" apparatuses. You must live in a spacesuit the ENTIRE time.

 

I wish the world would cooperate in order to achieve faster than light travel

Granted. The world comes together and after multiple attempts, we think we can finally go faster than light itself. You are on the spaceship that will achieve the mission. You are going faster and faster and faster until you reach it. The view is unimaginable...but now you broke physics and we have to start all over. Thanks!

 

I wish I could live COMFORTABLY without the need to sleep 

Granted... but now you are addicted to a drug

I wish I were a benevolent ruler.

Granted, but a neighboring ruler attacks because of your kindness

 

I wish I could pass all of my tests

Granted... you cram for every test and pass every one but die from sleep deprivation and a diet of soda and chips.

I wish my I.Q. was over 180.

Granted, but they accused you of cheating and you were sent to jail

 

I wish my knees didn't hurt