Any bypasser, no matter who you shall be, you are officialy dared to roast me as hard as you can.

 

I don´t wanna end up like this -

http://memecrunch.com/meme/A8DH5/when-someone-is-trying-to-roast-you/image.jpg

 

I wanna end up like this -

 

 

So try ur best or I´ll end up like this -

 

 

Good Luck!

(Best roasts may end up in my signature BTW)

So let me get this straight... You create a thread, simply for the purpose of having us roast you into a little fried crisp? I'll let @Davian do those honors

Cue Davian?

So let me get this straight... You create a thread, simply for the purpose of having us roast you into a little fried crisp? I'll let @Davian do those honors

 

No, not a little fried crisp. I want to be just ash in the end of this.

This belongs in spam.

 

@Davian, troll him to death.

@@Davian get him son

I would roast you, but I don't want the place to smell like burning garbage.

Come on Ferastical, two wrongs don't make a right.  Look at your parents for example

Roast Meter - Kinda cool, ya'know

 

Sentence: Try again, and HARDEEEEEER

I'd roast you, but I only roast wieners, not cocktail franks. Sadly you are a tiny cocktail frank.

I'd roast you, but I only roast wieners, not cocktail franks. Sadly you are a tiny cocktail frank.

We're getting somewhere!

 

Roast Meter - Gettin' Warmer

 

Sentence - Is that all you've got?

best roast now would be Davian being ineffective and some obscure forum member doing it.

Sentence: Try again, and HARDEEEEEER

Sentence - Is that all you've got?

Names of your sex tapes.

I would take part in this but CN range limitations prevent me from destroying anyone so puny and insignificant.

You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.

Jesus Christ Davian! A stern reminder to never get on your bad side. You live up to your legend. Kudos my friend.

 

I really came here to say that our OP has not earned my scorn.

If he ever did Mandy would kick him out before I could type anything. Carry on Brothers and Sisters.

 

Sentence: Try again, and HARDEEEEEER

Sentence - Is that all you've got?

Names of your sex tapes.

  

I would take part in this but CN range limitations prevent me from destroying anyone so puny and insignificant.

  

You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.

Roast Meter: Burnt

 

Sentence: Any more and we will break the meter! OMG!

You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

 

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.

 

- Should have gone for "homo homo"

- what social outings?

- wrong basement

- it is sempai for you!

- less whipping please

 

You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

 

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.

 

- Should have gone for "homo homo"

- what social outings?

- wrong basement

- it is sempai for you!

- less whipping please

 

- What I used seem to suffice.

- I'm sure his social outings involve trying take creepy up-skirt videos of underage girls and running to different Grocery Stores to find that 15th bottle of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos.

- Dafuk, you guys have two basements?

- Fuck outta here. I dunno about any of that shit. Fuckin' weebs.

- No

 

 

You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

 

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.

 

- Should have gone for "homo homo"

- what social outings?

- wrong basement

- it is sempai for you!

- less whipping please

 

- What I used seem to suffice.

- I'm sure his social outings involve trying take creepy up-skirt videos of underage girls and running to different Grocery Stores to find that 15th bottle of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos.

- Dafuk, you guys have two basements?

- Fuck outta here. I dunno about any of that shit. Fuckin' weebs.

- No

 

- halfwork is halfburn

- everyone has a hobby, just don't conflate your "nature scenes" into someone's else's idea of "scenic photography"

- I got a sub-1 metre one, it has a little pool if you fancy, no schoolgirls thou

- well if you want to be the asian, we can always pander off aussieland

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The roast competition has been officially closed!

Thank you for everyone who participated. The winner will be announced shortly.

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Edited October 8, 20179 yr by DeathMerchant
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