IFFL starts on a low-key note as most matches underscore!!
Defensive mentality prevails in season openers. Only 3/10 teams score more than 100 points. Only 1 match had two 100 point scores.
Pakistani teams bag two/two wins despite 1st contact w/ sport!!!
Dolphins walk over Dragons despite dismal showing by Brady and co.
Favorites Empire downed by weak Lightning. Lahore defense comes up big in crunch time putting the old adage "offense win matches" to test!!
Brewsers blowout Texas by 71+ points.
Acme stabs HSST w/ Acme made lightsaber through the heart.
ThorsHammers make Establishment bow.
The owner of Dolphins had this to say: "We won but we should've played better. There's room for improvement and luckily we have time for that. I'm really ecstatic that our country bagged 2 wins. Hopefully we'll make it to the play-offs. We're introducing a new sport to a country that is head to toe deep in cricket passion. So wins and press coverage will help a lot.'"
Lahore Lightning owner Aftab had a statement issued: "It's a great day for us. We squeezed out an upset. I couldn't be more proud of the boys. The defense line held strong despite initial losses. We can only get better. Our opponents were the best ranked team and they probably underestimated us. We gave all that we had and then some. Its truly an underdog story at the start of the season. The league has been put on notice. The Lightning can strike anybody!!!"
Total Battles 54:, Won: 36, Lost: 17, Opponents ZI'd: 5, Times Nuked: 74, Thwarted: 110, Enemies Nuked: 97 Missed: 123
Proud Veteran of Grudge War, Dave War, Equilibrium War, Doom War, MI6 War, Pink Senate War and Maroon Dominance War.