False, im naked with your mom.

 

 

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TNP has been caught masturbating by their parents

You worry me sometimes brewers...

 

False

 

TNP prefers Bourbon over Scotch

False

 

TNP prefers Vodka over Whisky

False... definitely a bourbon guy

 

TNP likes Guinness

True

 

TNP understands that Football (soccer) is far superior to American Football

False

 

TNP likes a sport that doesn't promote flopping (like soccer)

False

 

TNP is definitely lying

Its True that I never lie.

 

TNP enjoys to didgeridoo

False, never tried it

 

TNP can sail

Truth

 

TNP isn't old enough to drink

False.

 

TNP has seen the Life of Pi

False.

 

TNP has traveled to a foreign country. 

Truth

 

TNP lives in the same city they were born in.

Funnily enough, true

 

TNP lived abroad for at least 5 years

False

 

I've tried to get out there, but the Job won't let me

 

TNP enjoys summer

True

 

TNP currently has an itchy mosquito bite.

True

 

TNP likes hot chilis

True, I'm an enthusiast actually

 

TNP likes Chinese food

True

 

TNP is the wrong side of 30?

Definitely true

 

TNP can juggle

False, but used to be true.

 

TNP has been featured in my fantasy of the men of IRON thread in the NSFW forum.

False...but I could be convinced to participate

 

TNP enjoys a good Borat Thong.

False

 

TNP can type without looking at the keys

Teue

 

TNP has used a typewriter.

TRUE, manual and electric

 

TNP has used a rotary phone