granted but you kill yourself due to the pressure

Again I wish that Stargate had made a wish.

granted but he forgot the next time

 

I wish I stopped forgetting the wishes

granted, but now you forget your pants.

 

I wish that I had a nice car.

granted but no engine

 

I wish I had a nice jet plane

granted, but it´s a 1930 model which cannot fly.

 

I wish i had a nickel

Granted but nobody uses nickels anymore

 

 

i wish i had every type of gun in the world.

granted but they are all pointed at you and you die

 

I wish I had more money

granted but now you owe 10 trillion dollars in taxes

 

i wish i knew it all

granted but your brain shuts down as a result

 

I wish I had something to wish for

granted but what you wished for has combusted.

 

I wish that Delgursh would win queen of orange.

Granted, he wins but then rejoins the Legion Mothership at Purple and proceeds to conquering all of Orange.

 

I wish for some "gunboat diplomacy" up at Schwarzenegger's gubernatorial office in Sacramento.

granted but it fails

 

I wish I was not too lazy to go get food

Granted but you then realized that your hands are gone!

 

I wish I'm an inch taller.

granted but all the ceilings are two feet shorter so you know hit your head on all of them

 

I wish I was not so tired

Granted, but you're now so hyperactive everyone else seems like they aren't moving at all causing you to slip passed the barriers of space time and trapping you in the dirac sea.

 

I wish I wasn't at work right now.

granted you are now in jail

 

I wish I was still sleeping

Granted, you are now in coma

 

I wish i had a beer now...

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granted its piss in a can

 

I wish i had more cookies

Granted, but they are all laced with acid.

 

I wish for a six pack.

granted but it is a 6 pack of oil cans.

 

I wish that I was the best paintballer in the world.

granted but thats all you can do

 

I wish I had more time

Granted, time slows down to a tedium except for you and you go insane.

 

I wish for some big guns

Granted, but you have no ammo.

 

I wish i had nice pants...

granted but everything else on you looks disheveled

 

I wish I was not woken up by a train every morning