This is simple: 1st person makes a wish, next person grants but corrupts the wish, then makes a new wish.

 

Example:

 

1st person - I wish I had 1 million dollars

 

Next person - Granted, but the stock market crashes and makes your money worthless.

 

[New Wish]

 

 

I'll start.

 

I wish I had a brand new car.

granted, but its in CN, and your daily bills are 2M

 

i wish i had a boat

granted but it has holes

 

i wish for a surf board

Granted..... but the shark behind you finds you to be pretty tasty, <crunch> board is gone.

 

I wish I had more time to get everything done.

granted but it goes by fast

 

i wish for a coin

Granted.... its made of plastic and says Playskool on it

 

I wish for a Big expensive house

granted but it's cold dark and lonely

 

i wish for a private jet airplane

Granted, but you have be hijacked.

 

I wish for my kids to behave

Granted, but they are now mindless drowns that show no love and are emotionless

 

I wish for my parents to be less angry at each other...

Granted- they now have traveled back in time, never met, and you were never born

 

I wish something good was on tv.

Granted, but it isen't good by your standards...

 

I wish for a dog

granted, but he has no hind legs, and steel balls, so his name is sparky

 

i wish i had my own place

Edited September 29, 200917 yr by ACiDNiNE

granted but it's on fire

 

I wish I wasen't sick

Granted........ but everyone around you has Swine Flu

 

I wish my sister would move out of my parents house

Granted... she moves with you in a 1 bedroom apt

 

 

I wish nothing bad could happen to me

My own brother corrupted my wish......

 

Granted, you are on an island all by your self. No internt, no phone, no way off. All alone. But you have everything else.

 

I wish I had something to do.

Edited September 29, 200917 yr by The Vicious Vixen

Granted. Hi, I am ACiDNiNE. Consider yourself CORRUPTED.

 

I wish i was asleep right now!

Granted, you oversleep and wake up several hours late for work.

 

I wish for something to do...

Granted. Ivan, meet BUBBA lol

 

i wish you would stop so i could stop and actually go to bed!

granted, but your spam addiction eats at you while you are away

 

i wish for money

Granted, but Bubba beat you down and took it. It was the money or.... you know.

 

I wish Penn State to lose their next game. Hahahaha!

granted but they go to the rose bowl

 

i wish guitar was easier to play

Granted. But your fingers fall off.

 

I wish my truck ran right.

granted but the oil needs changing every 5 miles

 

i wish for less noise

Granted, Bubba found a new hole to play with and now you are deaf.

 

I wish it would stop raining.

granted, but it now snows

 

i wish that junk food wouldn't make me fat