granted - but the bullies just pick on you harder for needing to wish for more friends, you little wimp

 

i wish for a back massage

Granted, but it was performed by a sweaty 600 pound guy.

 

I wish I had a seat on the next space flight.

Granted, but it's under the thrusters !

 

I wish I had an ent as a pet

Granted but it has termites.

 

I wish for perfect weather forever.

granted but your now albino and can't leave your house

 

I wish for moar bacon

Granted but it's all poor immatation bacon.

 

I wish for a certain person to decide they no-longer like a certain person and save me alot of work.

granted but they both don't like you

 

I wish for gas

Edited September 14, 200917 yr by StockHunter

granted but it's from your butt

 

I wish for OOMPH! tickets...

granted, but you get em from a scalper, for the previous nights show

 

i wish for cheese

granted but it has mold

 

i wish for an air duster

granted - you have a machine to put dust in the air

 

i wish my life was easier

Granted, but you are now in a coma

 

I wish this musik that isen't being played but I can hear it would stop !

your Brain DJ goes on strike, leaving you with absolutely NO sounds...

 

i wish i could come up with these answers faster

granted, but it is in latin and you have to translate

 

I wish more or my friends spoke german

granted, but now everyone else can speak german too, so you cant keep any secrets

 

i wish someone had told me that i was still rockin the delta banner while i am in Echo...

granted but they only tell you once

 

i wish for M&M's

http://imagecache.blastro.com/images/feat/eminem.jpg

 

i wish....hell i dunno, i wish i had some food

Granted but it's rotten

 

I wish for less annoying parents

granted, but your new parents dont like you either

 

i wish i could actually sleep more than 2 hours at a stretch

granted but the bed is uncomphy

 

i wish for a spellcheck

granted, but it converts half of what you say into russian insults

 

apparently i wish i could remember to actually finish a post before i click POST

Edited September 16, 200917 yr by ACiDNiNE

granted but it's laggy

 

i wish for food

Granted but it's only salt

 

I wish that my tv wasen't broken

granted, but now it only gets the view, maury, and fox reality

 

i wish i had a new phone

Here you go http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml00/00127.jpg

 

I wish for my history teacher to not be the devil...