granted, but it now snows

 

i wish that junk food wouldn't make me fat

Granted, junk food is longer available to you and people eat it in front of you.

 

I wish i could afford breast reduction surgery.

granted but you have to get it done every month

 

i wish for a peanut butter buckeye

Granted, you get a fat buckey fan covered in peanut butter.

 

I wish for my shoulders to stop hurting.

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granted but your feet hurt

 

i wish for spam

Granted, now your house is full of canned meat...SPAM. And full of dirty cats.

 

I wish Barney was never on TV.

granted but he lives with you now

 

i wish that the news was worth watching

Granted, you get paid a penny month to watch it.

 

I wish Gas was cheaper.

granted but you now get 1mpg

 

i wish for better food

Granted, now you live in a third world country and anything you can eat tastes good.

 

I wish my son would talk quietly.

granted, but he speaks spanish

 

i wish for a private jet

Granted, but your pilot got his license in a training camp and crashs on purpose.

 

I wish Blues Clues didnt exist

granted, but you now have to watch peewee

 

i wish all music was good

Granted, but you are deaf and cant hear it.

 

I wish sex was always good.

granted, but it's with fat people

 

i wish led zeppelin still made records

Granted, but you are poor and deaf. Cant buy it, and even if you could you cant hear it.

No wish granted because you didn't ask for one

 

i wish for stuff

Damn, I forgot to wish.

 

Granted. You now have many STD's.

 

I wish I could have a real wish

granted but you can only wish for certain things

 

i wish i didn't have to work out

Granted.... now you are major fat

 

I wish to famous

granted, and now you have to hang out with barney

 

i wish for a wish

Granted, you spend the rest o' your life in prison, wishing to get out.

 

I wish for a turkey sammich.

Granted but it is from last Thanksgiving.

 

I wish I could live my life over knowing everything I know now.

granted, but you still make the same mistakes

 

i wish for a new SUV/Truck

granted, now you own a beat up old chevy luv pickup

 

i wish for an uncorruptable wish