This is simple: 1st person makes a wish, next person grants but corrupts the wish, then makes a new wish.

 

Example:

 

1st person - I wish I had 1 million dollars

 

Next person - Granted, but the stock market crashes and makes your money worthless.

 

[New Wish]

 

 

I'll start.

 

I wish I had a brand new car.

granted but you can't get it open

 

I wish for my friend to get the same game I have

granted, but you both suck at playing it

 

i wish for my hands to warm up

granted, but you both suck at playing it

 

i wish for my hands to warm up

 

 

Congrats your now in a volcano.

I wish for lunch

Granted, but it's the only meal you'll have for the next week.

 

I wish for good coffee

granted but you drop the cup before drinking any

 

i wish for a not cold winter

granted but it will be uber hot

 

i wish for snow

granted, but it will be yellow

 

I wish for more hours in a day

granted but you can't sleep

 

i wish for all women to be good looking

granted, but they all avoid you

 

I wish for time travel

granted but it's only in the stone ages

 

i wish for a fish

granted but its an old falling apart rubber fish

 

 

I wish for a good book to read

granted its a good book but you can't read it

 

I wish for my computer to be more quite

granted but you now hear a dog barking

 

i wish for a rock

granted you get an old rock concert ticket

 

 

I wish for an air conditioner

Granted, but it works in reverse.

 

I wish to be able to get to sleep.

Granted but a wild raccoon mauls your face a minute after falling asleep.

 

 

 

I wish I played pro soccer

granted you get to play a pro soccer video game

 

 

 

I wish I had one hundred trillion dollars

granted, now get ready for taxes from hell

 

I wish I had FIFA 10 right now instead of lurking around the IRON forums

Granted but your tv doesnt work

 

I wish i had an Audi R8

granted, now if only you could find thelast drop of gas on earth

 

I wish my dad would be in town longer than 2 days

granted but he's in a coma

 

I wish gas was cheaper

granted, now there are no cars

 

 

I wish my bday was on the weekend

Granted, but you will never reach your birthday.

 

I wish for facebook to work!

granted but your profile was deleted

 

 

 

I wish people in Washington would learn how to drive in the rain

Granted but now the roads are covered in ice

 

 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cereal