Granted but now the roads are covered in ice

 

 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cereal

granted but it is generic wheat thins

 

I wish I had a decent pc with internet

Granted! But you have no power.

 

 

I wish I had IRON Man's suit

granted but you have no way to power it

 

 

 

I wish I had super powers

Granted but so does everyone on earth so you are not special

 

I wish I had a blu-ray player and tv

granted but you blu-ray disks no longer exist and the TVs contrast is stuck turned all the way down

 

 

 

I wish it would be raining really hard at work tomorrow so I don't have to do much

Granted, you can now shape-shift...... into a platypus

 

 

I wish i didn't have to get up so early all the time

granted now you never sleep

 

 

I wish the new Wheel of time book was out

granted, but you are banned from buying it

 

i wish for a pen

Granted! but it is felt tip and has no Ink

 

 

i wish i was god

granted you are a god of a dead religion with nothing special about you

 

 

 

I wish people would tip better

people start tipping better for you and so your colleagues get jealous and hate you

 

I wish that i had an RX7 2nd series thats completely pimped out

granted but it only can drive in reverse

 

 

I wish I had a better cell phone

granted but you have no minuets or txts

 

 

I wish i had a Desk top computer

granted it is so bad though that it can't even run DOS 6.22

 

 

I wish school didn't start so early

granted, but it runs late

 

i wish for a new set of skis

granted they ware water skis sized for a little kid

 

 

I wish it was tuesday

wish granted but the world went bankrupt

 

i wish for ultimate power

granted you have ultimate power over your thoughts

 

I wish my math class wasn't so boring

granted but now nothing makes sense

 

i wish i was organized

Granted now you OCD

 

I wish i was sleeping

granted but now you're having nightmares about being abducted by aliens

 

I wish I was on vacation

granted you get to go to middle of frigin no where Canada

 

I wish I had my laptop with me

Edited October 26, 200917 yr by phish

Granted but the battery overheats and catches fire

 

I wish I was having a proper lunch

granted but you get the craps from it

 

i wish for less snow