granted, your are being preserved in a small fish tank by a bunch of machines

 

 

i wish i was a powerful king

Granted you are Louis the XVI, king of France ....unfortunatly today is January 20, 1793 . Sleep tight.

 

I wish My I had a motorhome so I could tour the U.S.A.

granted it breaksdown in every state

 

I wish for less work

granted but you lose you job

 

I wish for the days to be longer

granted but now you are nocturnal so still get less done

 

I wish I had more time

Granted. You are sentenced to life in prison without parole on damning circumstantial evidence, and unfortunate DNA for a crime you didn't commit.

 

I wish my wishes were incorruptible.

Granted, but I lied.

 

I wish to one day be on a reality TV show.

granted you are on the new show How Many Cowpies Can You Eat?

 

I wish I were more productive

Granted, but you get over confident in your abilities and try to go hang gliding after reading about it on wikipedia for a couple minutes, assuming you know exactly what to do and crash and now you're in a vegetative state.

 

I wish I were really really good at playing an instrument.

granted but you can no longer speak

 

i wish for cookies

Granted, but they're burnt.

 

I wish it was 1pm EST now so the Bills were on.

Granted, but the game is blacked out.

 

I wish I didn't have pencils jammed into my temples.

Granted but I replaced them with thumbtacks

 

I wish this wish will not get wished

granted you die though

 

I wish I was faster

Granted but you got syphilis though and then got ran over by a truck the next month.

 

I wish the next guy's wish does not get granted.

granted, but you can no longer make any more wishes

 

i wish for new hockey skates

granted but you were born with polio and color blindness

 

I wish the next guy would triple post.

granted but you are disliked for making someone triple post

 

I wish PS3 controllers didn't cost so much

granted but you are disliked for making someone triple post

 

I wish PS3 controllers didn't cost so much

granted but you are disliked for making someone triple post

 

I wish PS3 controllers didn't cost so much

granted but it easily looses connections

 

 

i wish i had goldfish

granted but it's dead

 

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but they are confederate dollars

 

I wish I had a ton of gold bullion

 

EDIT - early morning spelling error

Edited November 5, 200916 yr by Syd the Viscious

granted but the price of gold drops to $.000001/oz. once you get it

 

i wish for a bag of money

granted but its zimbabwean money so its worth roughly a penny

 

 

I wish was rich