Granted. Unfortunately for U that mug was used for storing cyanide, U die.

 

I wish for today's edition of the WSJE

Granted. The WSJE today is in Icelandic and you dont understand a single word.

 

I wish for 1 million Euros at todays value

Granted, but nobody takes cash anymore.

 

I wish Lou Dobbs would stop talking, forever.

Granted. Now he shouts.

 

I wish to be able to speak good Bulgarian

Granted but then everyone who speaks it dies so it is useless

 

I wish I could play sports well

Granted, but then you fell off a roller coaster and broke every bone in your body.

 

I wish that my nation was as strong as Bubbler Nation.

granted but since it was so powerful it broke the server and you had to start over

 

I wish I could build nukes

granted but one blows up with you in the lab.

 

I wish I could fly.

granted you hit a plane on your first flight though

 

I wish I could time travel

granted, but you get stuck in prehistoric times and are constantly chased by dinosaurs.

genie got the day off

 

I wish i was smarter

I wish the person who posted before me had made a wish.

 

Edit: Just kidding.

Granted, but nobody can understand you due to your overly high brain capacity

 

 

I wish I posted fasted enough for my previous statement to work.

Edited July 15, 200917 yr by wumasterx

granted but that means I would have the same wish causing a paradox that destroyed the universe

 

I wish I had more NS

Granted, but you're booted from IRON for a ludicrous statement, and set upon by high level tech raiders.

 

I wish for my next wish to be uncorrupted and my next wish is for 20 dollars.

Granted, but that 20 dollars came into contact with someone who had the bubonic plague.

 

I wish that I had a Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell right now.

Granted, but all the cats near that Taco Bell mysteriously went missing.

 

I wish it wasn't so hot right now.

Granted, now the whole world turned into a giant snow ball

 

I wish i was taller

Edited July 16, 200917 yr by kricek1

Granted, but now you have grown to 22 feet tall and you keep getting your hair stuck in tree branches.

 

I wish that there was something to do right now.

Granted, you can clean out the bilge on my boat.

 

I wish Rok would waive our reps.

granted but they made you their punching bag and now you lose all gains you made

 

I wish I had as much CN money as MM

Granted but your nation gets lost in a horrific server crash the next day.

 

I wish for world peace.

granted but all humans are dead

 

I wish I had more wishes

Granted but you also are reduced to a catatonic state, therefore eliminating your ability to communicate, and rendering all those wishes useless.

 

I wish this wish wasn't granted.

granted but now you killed the genie so you become it now

 

I wish I was less sleepy

granted but you were made insanely hyper so you cant sleep and you die of sleep deprivation

 

I wish that i had a bugatti veyron that was super and turbo charged.