granted, but you did not read the fine print when you first entered this thread. "There is always a loophole."

 

I wish that I could fly.

granted but you hit a fighter jet

 

I wish I could go through solid matter

granted. all of the atoms in a wall align just right to allow your body to pass through them, but once you got into the wall they moved again and you got stuck in the wall.

 

I wish that I had a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut.

granted but it had a rat in the crust.

 

 

 

i wish i could go to scotland with my dad and sister

Granted. But you all have drunk so much whiskey you now see yourselfs in a boat heading to the ancient Indochina to sell you 3 as slaves.

 

I wish i had 2 Ferrari s

Granted. But they were so awsm i had to steal them

 

I wish i had 2 moms.

granted but you have no dads

 

I wish i was younger

granted u are so young u were never born and connot sopam ever again XP

 

rawr

 

i wish i wasnt hungry >_<

 

rawr

granted your stomach exploded though

 

I wish I found Pandora earlier

Granted, but you made the mistake of opening her box.

 

I wish gas was cheaper.

granted but now the electric bill payments make you pay more than you would now

 

I i=wish we could generate any food at will

Granted, but it all tastes like liver and onions.

 

I wish my dog could talk.

granted but he insults you

 

I wish I could type better

Granted, but it becomes your only form of communication.

 

I wish fox didn't cancel Firefly.

granted but they changed the entire show so its another American Idol

 

I wish I could read faster

granted, but you were in a terrible accident and are now blind.

 

I wish I could go to the moon.

granted but you die upon arrival

 

I wish I had MM NS

granted, but you don't know what to do with it so a full scale civil war breaks out in your nation.

 

I wish that I had super human strength.

granted but you kill anyone you come in contact with for you cannot control it

 

I wish trains did not pass right out side my house

granted, but instead they pass through your house.

 

I wish that everyone in the world would get along.

Granted, but everyone moved to the moon and you're the only one left in the world besides Hannity.

 

I wish there was an automobile that ran on water.

granted, but it hits an iceberg and sinks.

 

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but now you can´t stop making wishes, not even for eat and drink, and you do neither of both.

 

I wish i was a famous football player

granted but you suffer many brain injuries and now are incapable of doing simple tasks

 

I wish I was a significant person without any fame

granted but now you are forgotten

 

i wish i knew what true glory was