Granted, but it's from Donald Trump.

 

I wish I had free coffee for life at Starbucks.

Granted, but it's from Donald Trump.

 

I wish I had free coffee for life at Starbucks.

Ok, that was a very low blow!

 

Granted, but I will puke in your first cup, and it will traumatize you so badly that you are unable to so much as smell coffee without feeling sick.

 

Granted, but it's from Donald Trump.

 

I wish I had free coffee for life at Starbucks.

Ok, that was a very low blow!

 

Granted, but I will puke in your first cup, and it will traumatize you so badly that you are unable to so much as smell coffee without feeling sick.

 

 

Is that also your wish? In that case, you puke in his first cup, but you puke blood. might want to get that checked out.

 

I wish I could change my CN name

Granted, but they change it to "Nazi sympathizer" instead.

 

I didn't have to do paperwork.

Granted, but it's because you're out of a job!

 

I wish I had time to go to work AND attend my university courses.

Granted, but you collapse and die.

 

I wish I had a hot cocoa right now.

Granted, but you spill it all over yourself, ruining you favorite pants and ending up in the hospital for 3rd degree burns.

 

I wish I was wearing a cuter pair of sand less than the pair I put on today.

Granted, but you spill it all over yourself, ruining you favorite pants and ending up in the hospital for 3rd-degree burns.

 

I wish I was wearing a cuter pair of sand less than the pair I put on today.

Granted, but they're made from the flayed flesh of children born at Guantanamo bay.

 

I wish I had a reason to want to get out of bed I enjoyed.

Granted, but you now have large spiders and snakes in your bed.

 

I wish Robin Williams came back for one more movie.

Granted, but the movie sucks.

 

I wish Blade would do something fun today, like cause mayhem all over the forums with me.

Granted, but it's actually a killer who has slain Blade and took over his online persona

 

I wish for a non-corrupted wish.

Granted, but you're a jerk for doing that.

 

I wish someone would water my tomatoes for me.

Granted, but they move them out of the sunlight.

 

I wish we could find Extraterrestrial life.

Granted, but they introduce you to the anal probe.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, but everyone you love dies, and with each generation you develop new attachments to people who die and repeat the cycle.

 

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Granted, but you have a nightmare.

 

I wish I didn't have so many mosquito bites

Granted, but you get stung by wasps instead.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but the growing of wings fully paralyzed you

 

I wish I was Morgan Freeman

Granted, but you're really old.

 

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted but you can't hear what you play (you're deaf)

 

I wish I could go to space and live there happily

Granted, but you're sent to Uranus

 

I wish I could live on Uranus.

Granted, but you die from hypoxia.

 

I wish flatulence didn't make any sound.

Granted, but every time you fart you have to burp.

 

I wish I owned the world

Granted, but a revolution kills you within 2 days

 

I wish only good stuff happened to me