Granted. You are more than just --blank-- you are the blank loo roll about to be used in a cubical of a giant coporate bank. By someone with the squits.

 

I wish i was able to walk and cycle again.

(lol...oops!)

 

Granted. You are now a woman, so nothing has ever happened to hinder you from walking or cycling. However, you get the worst cramps every month.

 

I wish my dog didn't have fleas.

granted. They have been transferred to you

 

I wish I was ambidextrous

granted. But then you lose both your hands in a tragic car accident.

 

I wish i had some awesome purple hair, like the count.

Granted. The Count's head has been swapped with your own.

 

I wish I could run faster.

Granted. You run faster, but you run so fast. Faster than the speed of light. Thus you disintergrate when you run.

 

I wish i could read books slower.

Granted. Your top reading speed is now one word per minute. Unfortunately, it also means you fail college and are functionally illiterate.

 

I wish I had the most powerful nation on CN.

granted. But then CN closes down. So your work was wasted.

 

i wish i wasn't soo awesome.

Granted. You are a loser.

 

I wish I could predict the future.

granted. Then you get run over by a car.

 

I wish this wasn't stolen from TORN.

Granted, now its stolen from VE and used as a casus belli to DoW on IRON

 

I wish I could diagnose medical conditions by touch

Granted. You scratch yourself and find you have an incurible disease. Insanity.

 

I wish i could fly.

Granted. You have become a mosquito. But you only flew for two seconds before someone smashed you.

 

I wish I hadn't injured my leg playing indoor soccer.

granted, you injured your leg playing outdoor soccer

 

I wish the toilets didn't flush the 'wrong' way here in Oz

Granted. Due to severe drought, flush toilets are now banned down under, so you are forced to use non-flushing outhouses and port-a-potties.

 

I wish I could find another job.

granted. But you are immediately fired.

 

I wish i was more in touch with my brain.

...nah thats too complicated to grant =P

 

I wish this thread wouldn't die.

The thread died but it has been resurected as a zombie.

 

I wish that I had more chocolate brownies that I couldn't get a heart attack or fat from. Also not poisonous.

Granted, but it turns out you have an allergy to non-poisonous foods.

 

I wish for more wishes.

>_>. I will not give you the 100 free tech I secretly was going to give you.

 

I wish for CN to be a real world. Planet bob will eat the Earth except for Norway.

wish granted. it will happen on December 21, 2012.

 

btw, Im a tech farm. I dont need 50 tech, I need 3 mill =P

 

I wish for picklez.

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You get fried pickles which change your life forever.

 

I wish for a doggy with a saddle.

Granted, but in soviet russia, dog rides you.

 

btw, fried pickles are AWESOME. just sayin'

 

I wish for more of teh moneyz.

You get evil talking money which convince you to make yourself poor.

 

I wish that I could talk to my food to see what they say when they're about to be eaten.

Granted, but you are thrown into a mental hospital for hearing voices.

 

I wish I knew exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck, could chuck, wood.