Yates

Wait. You're saying it ISN'T day care?

Diesel

I made my smoked mac and cheese [amazeballs] using macaroni from a box for a dinner we had on Saturday. I always use boxed macaroni. I never feel guilty about using boxed macaroni I can buy for $1.50 for 2lbs vs the effort of actually MAKING my own fresh pasta. Screw that noise. Fresh pasta is for super special occasions. And butternut squash ravioli. When was the last time you were in a contest to see how far you could pee?

I'll go with a solid 6 on the Don Draper avatar alone.

967

PC. I've already made this choice. And it's liberating. Would you rather save your pet from a burning building or all of your worldly possessions?

But you didn't win. Because I did.

Sand

Life in prison A. because - survival instinct and B. because - I'm a criminal, why wouldn't I execute an awesome escape? I recently had this idea to put a prison colony on the moon for prisoners serving life sentence. Talk about MAXIMUM security. You wouldn't even need guards. Just ship some food and O2 on a regular basis and let the prisoners figure out how to create a society they can survive in. Would you rather go forward or backwards in a time machine?

Freak

Fun

971

Winner winner I enjoyed my dinner.

What state are you from? I'm assuming Ohio? [inside joke] One of our ODN members is from Ohio and she swears up and down that she was taught in school that Christopher Columbus, Captain of the Mayflower, landed on Plymouth Rock and had Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Oh. And that clouds are sponges.

Oh. Did I mention? ^^^

I'd give Rhizo a higher score if he were to sub in to mafia. For now? I'll go with a 7.

That's deep.

Oh yeah. He intentionally used that Blaxploitation film. I mean... you know the name of the album that came from right? It was part of his gimmick.

***NSFW*** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmeuqJO_Xwc

^^^

976

Yeah. We've all seen "Liar Liar." The point is that it is easy to forget how many deceptions we put out into the universe for any number of reasons. To me, it's just interesting to try to track it for a day or two and to be aware of it when it is/I think it is happening. So in a moment of self awareness, I wrote down the ones I see myself doing the most often. As a mostly courteous person and [i think anyway] a good team player, those were the deceptions I use the most - obviously I'm mostly using these deceptions for "good" and not "evil."

THIS! Yeah. That would be my #1 if it wasn't for the fact I'm pretty good at getting work stuff off my plate. So, really, I only end up saying that a few times a month. Phone update: I use the "Find My Phone" app? Whoever took my phone last night is currently shopping in Cooperstown, NY - about 90 minutes away from where I "lost it" at work. And my iPhone tells me every time that person moves. LOL

Winner winner penguin dinner.

^^^