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Poll of the Day: Which pain would you rather endure? - (5/22/15)

44 members have voted

  1. 1. Which pain would you rather endure?

    • Punched in the face every day for a year
      65%
      29
    • Kicked in the groin every day for a month
      34%
      15
  2. 2. Which pain would you rather endure?

    • Struck by lightning
      72%
      31
    • Second degree burns on most of your body
      27%
      12

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who answered kicked in the groin for a year?

 

I demand to know!

 

also since we're just considering pain - not long term injury, would deffo take a punch.

 

Lightning strike pain seems temporary, third degree burns - to feel your insides burning, nahhh bruh

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who answered kicked in the groin for a year?

 

I demand to know!

 

also since we're just considering pain - not long term injury, would deffo take a punch.

 

Lightning strike pain seems temporary, third degree burns - to feel your insides burning, nahhh bruh

Re-read both questions mate.

 

1) Get punched in the face every day for a year or kicked in the groin every day for a month.

2) Second degree burns, not third degree.

I get punched in the face regularly already. That explains a lot, actually.

 

You're likely to get burns from the strike, anyway, but that's offset by the chance to develop bitichin' superhero powers.

 

who answered kicked in the groin for a year?

 

I demand to know!

 

also since we're just considering pain - not long term injury, would deffo take a punch.

 

Lightning strike pain seems temporary, third degree burns - to feel your insides burning, nahhh bruh

Re-read both questions mate.

 

1) Get punched in the face every day for a year or kicked in the groin every day for a month.

2) Second degree burns, not third degree.

 

regardless.

 

I know what it feels like when i'm getting it in and she lands on my dick at a wrong angle, i'll take any pain over groin pain thanks.

I get punched in the face regularly already. That explains a lot, actually.

 

You're likely to get burns from the strike, anyway, but that's offset by the chance to develop bitichin' superhero powers.

This is the potential scar you may get from a lightning strike.

 

Suddenly want to get struck by lightning now :P

 

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that seems like an awefull nice henna drawing

 

 

also, Samus, offcourse your gf landing sideways on your "soft tissue" is gonna hurt, stop stuffing bricks into the doll would be a good start to stop this from happening.

I'd prefer being  kicked in the groin every day for a month and a lightning strike.Although the chances of me being struck by it and not die are extremely tiny,1 every trillion I would say (believe it or not,somebody was stuck by a lightning bolt and survived),I prefer death to the terrible pain of a second-degree burn!!! :blink:

who answered kicked in the groin for a year?

 

I demand to know!

 

also since we're just considering pain - not long term injury, would deffo take a punch.

 

Lightning strike pain seems temporary, third degree burns - to feel your insides burning, nahhh bruh

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Hmm. Lightining usually ends up in burns anyways, so diffrence is not so big.

I'd prefer being  kicked in the groin every day for a month and a lightning strike.Although the chances of me being struck by it and not die are extremely tiny,1 every trillion I would say (believe it or not,somebody was stuck by a lightning bolt and survived),I prefer death to the terrible pain of a second-degree burn!!! :blink:

You'll probably survive a lightning strike. Personally I'd be more concerned by the risk of it frying my brain than the skin burns from it... BUT in an antibiotic resistant world, gimme the lightning anyway day of the week.

 

also... 30 days of 1 kick to the groin? Would need to take a month off sex after, but at least my face wouldn't be bruised for a year.

Hmm. Lightining usually ends up in burns anyways, so diffrence is not so big.

 

 

Lighting would result in 2nd degree(and some 3rd degree burns) whereas there is a chance of death and the propensity of the strike is not clarified making Option 2 much better

We're talking about measurement of pain guys, not injuries sustained from them.

You guys are still forgetting the best part of lightening strikes. 

http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz210/GCannon/My%20own%20Animated%20GIFs/RAULJULIA_LIKE_LIGHTNING.gif?t=1293334843

As long as the groin kicks don't damage anything permanently I'm fine with it. :P

Agree!But i would prefer the punch!

 

You guys are still forgetting the best part of lightening strikes. 

http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz210/GCannon/My%20own%20Animated%20GIFs/RAULJULIA_LIKE_LIGHTNING.gif?t=1293334843

The emperor? omg

 

 

You'll probably survive a lightning strike. Personally I'd be more concerned by the risk of it frying my brain than the skin burns from it... BUT in an antibiotic resistant world, gimme the lightning anyway day of the week.
 

Survive a lightning strike??? :blink:I don't know about you,man,but I would definitely not survive from a lightning strike of 10 million Volts,as most people wouldn't! :blink:I don't have super powers (yet)... ;)For me,it's instant death!

 

 

also... 30 days of 1 kick to the groin? Would need to take a month off sex after, but at least my face wouldn't be bruised for a year.
 

And an other aspect of it is that,ok,my balls would hurt as hell,but at least I wouldn't refrain from sex for the rest of my life,whereas  with burns all over my body,even I wouldn't want to look at it,let alone a woman! :blink: Let's not talk about sex in that particular situation... ;)

 

 

the mortality is between 10 and 30%
 

Ahh,I didn't know that!However,I know I would die! ;)

 

 

it isn't the voltage that kills, its the amperage that does it.
 

Whatever,I'm not good at Science,anyway... :blink:  ;)  :P

Kicked in the groin would hurt more, but it'd be over in a month. Plus, being ounched in the face every day for a year would likely leave you permanantly disfigured.

 

I'd chose lightning, treating burned skin is incredibly painful and difficult

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who answered kicked in the groin for a year?

 

I demand to know!

 

also since we're just considering pain - not long term injury, would deffo take a punch.

 

Lightning strike pain seems temporary, third degree burns - to feel your insides burning, nahhh bruh

I've been severely electrocuted before and I think I'd rather be burned than go through that again.

As for being punched or kicked in the groin, either one works for me.

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