Granted but Bill is her running mate

I wish I wasn't sick and could go back to work tomorrow.

Granted, but someone at work makes you sick again.

 

I wish for a big ol' cigar

granted.  its a big penis 

 

I wish it was thursday

Granted, it is now Thursday, November 7, 1940.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish some people weren't assholes!

granted.  I am still an asshole

 

I wish for a beer

Granted, you get 3/4 of the way done with it and figure out it wasn't beer, it was drained and replaced with Seabee's piss.

 

 

 

 

I wish for snow on my birthday.

granted.  jon snow shows up and kills u thinking you are a white walker on your birthday

 

i wish mssahwdi liked me

Granted, "mssahwdi" now likes you, however, I still don't.

 

 

 

I wish my kids were well-behaved.

granted.  you have five more kids who are even worse

 

I wish Ashley Ralph liked me

Granted, a person from the 16th century now likes you

 

I wish to drink water

Granted, two hundred gallons of water have been dumped on your face.

 

 

 

I wish it wasn't going to drop to freezing temps in the coming days...

Granted, it'll be 150 degrees for the next week

 

 

I wish I wasn't so tired

Granted, you are overdosed with an adrenaline shot.

 

 

 

I wish my son was potty trained.

Granted, but he's developed a laxative addiction (lol)

 

 

I wish I could cross

granted.  you are hung upside down on a cross until death

 

I wish you would dress up as barney and post a video on the forums of you reenacting the video in your sig

Granted, signatures are discontinued in result

 

I wish for Fox to receive his ACE badge already

Granted, Fox takes your ACE badge.

 

 

I wish my son would take a nap!

granted.  he sleeps for 1 second and then goes on a rampage

 

 

I wish ferastical would stop mentioning ACE for fox cause fox didnt have all the requirements...

Granted, someone steals his Wifi router.

 

 

 

I wish some CERTAIN PEOPLE, wouldn't have let my big photo editing secret out!

granted.  some people dont, while other people let it out

 

i wish it wasnt so fucking cold

Granted, but it's so freaking hot you get 2nd degree burns all over your body.

 

I wish I'd get paid for doing nothing

granted.  you get paid .000000000000000000000000000000000000001 dollars

 

I wish i could go home

Granted, but your house gets foreclosed on the next day and the packers never win the Superbowl, Ever!!

 

I wish for burnt toast. 

Granted, but it is made of cockroach's flour. And yes, that's actually a real thing.

I wish someone sent me ITF aid.

Granted, but its only $1.

 

 

 

I wish it stayed 60-75 degrees all year round.