Granted... Celsius.

 

I wish I had an extra arm.

granted. three arms and no dick

 

I wish star wars was out!

It came out and SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER happened

 

 

I wish more people would post in this thread

Granted, but this will be the only thread on the forums

 

I wish we had more TE members

granted, stevie squad and D1 join IRON

 

I wish i could eat pizza and stay in shape 

granted, stevie squad and D1 join IRON

 

I wish i could eat pizza and stay in shape 

 

Granted, but you're the shape of a pizza.

 

I wish I was in California right now.

granted but there is an earthquake and you die

 

I wish people posted in this thread more

Granted but then people stopped posting in all the other threads.

 

I wish my house had a pool.

GRANTED U FALL AND DROWN IN IT

 

 

I WISH IT WAS 6PM MY TIME 

Granted, but time will freeze at 6pm forever

 

I wish logan paul, and jake paul would disappear.

granted they vanish and so do you cause they are your dad

 

I wish my leg didnt fall asleep

Granted, but your legs are amputated....

 

 

 

I wish my dogs would quit sleeping in the road

granted, but its because we get married

 

 

I wish we were married 

Granted, but you would get divorced the next day.

 

I wish TidePODs were edible

Granted but they  taste like SeaBee's ass after he eats Taco Bell and PF Changs for the same meal and u are addicted to eating them 

 

 

I wish it was two weeks from now 

Granted, but for the rest of your live you will skip 2 weeks after each day

 

I wish I had 1000 posts

granted but then you want 2k posts

 

 

I wish my next wish after this could not be corrupted

Granted, but the next wish will be corrupted

 

I wish the dealership I'm at right now would finish the work on my car so I can go home

granted but they charge you 20,000 bitcoin to finish ot

 

 

I wish I had a new puppy 

 

(and if you corrupt this one you are totally evil as fuck)

Granted, but he/she would run away

 

(You made me do this)

 

I wish I had 20,000 bit coins to pay for my car

granted but their value plummets to .0000000000000000000000001 USD, so now they make you pay cash to fix your car

 

 

I wish my back did not hurt 

Granted, but now your anus hurts

 

I wish grandmother was alive again

(If you corrupt this, you are a sick person)

granted but you are dead instead-a life for a life

 

 

I wish my anus did not hurt

Granted, but for the treatment, you have to scroll to the bottom of http://endless.horse/

 

I wish I wouldn't have to read Apple's Terms and Conditions.

granted, you have to read every other T&C ever written

 

 

I wish i was in a pool