Granted, but it's Celsius.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Granted but then you have to work 365 days straight no time off

 

I wish the next person would not wish so much

granted  I wish not for so much

 

 

I wish not for so much

Granted, but so much went on vacation

granted.  you die for not making a wish

 

 

I wish I didnt feel sick

Granted, but you have to take an intramuscular injection every 5 minutes or you'll get all known and unknown diseases.

 

I wish I had a gf

granted.  she is a tranny

 

 

I wish I never had to work again

Granted but you are never heard from again as your internet and all other utilities are canceled for failure to make payments

I wish the law made sense

Granted.  An eye for an eye comes back

 

 

I wish I had 12313251321321354564321321321546513251654797845 Beers in my fridge

Granted, but in order to hold so many beers your fridge is now Pluto.

I wish... I knew what to wish for.

You do, but you accidentally make a wish that your big toe stops itching.

 

I wish I could beat Lachiton at recruiting

Granted, nut you lose to me

 

 

I wish my food was done cooking

Its so finished it's burnt.

 

I wish my recruit would register on the forums

Granted, but he lists me as his recruiter.

 

 

I wish my son wouldn't bite his pet kitty...

granted, he kicks it instead

 

I wish that I could sleep for the next 12 hours. Exhausted, it is only 5PM.

Granted, you never wake up..

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't anemic..

Granted, you instead develop cancer.

 

I wish to have no allergies

granted, no allergies cause you are dead

 

 

I wish Dong posted here

Granted, then he goes on a trolling/spamming rampage all over the forum, including places where he shouldn't be able to post/reply.

I wish I wasn't experiencing the worst case of flu in my life.

Granted, you die from it.

 

I wish I could study without studying. 

Granted, then he goes on a trolling/spamming rampage all over the forum, including places where he shouldn't be able to post/reply.

 

I wish I wasn't experiencing the worst case of flu in my life.

thats already happened so....

 

 

Granted.  you fail whatever test you are studying for

 

I wish it was Thursday 

Granted, but time stops until it is real time thursday. Get stuck.

 

I wish I could become an iron member already!

Granted, you are now a member of the jerk club! Don't worry, brewers & seabee are there with you!

 

 

I wish the wood stove was auto-filling..

Granted, it never stops burning

 

I wish I wasnt lazy

granted.  you work your ass off as a slave

 

I wish i could drink beer at work