This is a thread I've seen on several alliance forums. The rules are simple. In each reply, you will corrupt the wish of the person above you by granting it, but in a devious manner, and then make a wish of your own. Let's see how creative we can get.

 

Person 1: "I wish I had a million bucks."

 

Person 2: "Granted, but all.the bills are stolen and you're going to prison."

 

To start things off, I wish I had a homemade apple pie right now.

Granted, you have 5614561468456135646846556484656 rotten eggs in the fridge and you cant get rid of the smell

 

I wish I got paid money to spam IRON's forums 

Granted, but the money goes into an account that you can see but never touch.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

granted, but you get fired for it

 

I wish I could sleep in for once

Granted, but you lose all your muscles overnight.

 

I wish LordSunday wasnt leaving for 2 weeks.

RIP me lol

 

granted, instead of two weeks he is gone forever

 

I wish it wasnt cold out 

Granted, but now it is atomic bomb hot outside.

 

I wish my vape would stop leaking everywhere.

granted, but your vape no longer works

 

I wish my water bottle was filled with beer 

Granted, but its bud light.

 

I wish TW would leave our game alone.

I actually like Bud light so....

 

Granted. He locks the thread so u can't ever post in it again

 

I wish it was 8pm

Granted, but everyday at 8 PM you fall asleep for 12 hours.

 

I wish I had better wishes.

Granted, but then I corrupt them even worse

 

I wish I could take a nap

Granted, but during the nap Freddy kills you.

 

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight.

who?

 

Granted, instead you go hungry

 

I wish I could get a fucking customer

Freddy Kruger?

 

Granted, by the customer is upset, asks for your supervisor, and you get fired.

 

I wish I had coffee

Granted but you spill it all over yourself 

 

I wish it was summer

Granted, but summer is just as cold as winter due to WINTER IS COMING!

 

I wish it was already GoT time.

Granted, but terrorists hack HBO and delete and destroy all copies of the final season and the murder everyone involved so you never get to watch it

 

 

I wish GRRM would finally finish winds of winter and I get to read it

Granted, but it's 500 page of the words "Everyone Dies."

 

I wish I could go to the beach.

Granted but you get eaten by a shark

 

I wish I had Chick Fil A

Granted, but you get salmonella.

 

I wish I could go to a concert.

Granted, its a concert for the wiggles

 

 

I wish Rhizoctonia would pay my cell phone bill for me

Granted, but he gets to put whatever parental locks he wants on it.

 

I wish TW would put the mafia game together already.

Granted but everyone posts "vote nadarr" and you get hammered in before you even realize it started

 

 

I wish it was baseball season

Granted, but your team loses every game.

 

I wish I had a bottle of Sailer Jerry.

Granted but its empty

 

I wish you could not corrupt my wishes for an hour