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Corrupt A Wish
Started By
RearviewRover
, Feb 13 2017 06:27 AM
#541
Posted 08 March 2019 - 10:49 PM
SeaBeeGipson
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- Dishonoured - TRAITOR
- 2,610 posts
Retired
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#542
Posted 08 March 2019 - 10:56 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted but then you gt rolled by MK's mom
I wish i had a beer right now
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#543
Posted 13 March 2019 - 05:51 PM
Nadarr
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,869 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:615789
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foxtrot
- Discord ID:lynnesanity#2762
Granted, but it is Oklahoma 3% piss water.
I wish summer would come already.
Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.
So what’s for lunch?
Ok, lunch time.
everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food
#544
Posted 13 March 2019 - 07:25 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted, a girl named Summer has an orgasm with your bf cause hes cheating on you
i wish my foot wasnt cramping up right now
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#545
Posted 14 March 2019 - 05:55 AM
Nadarr
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,869 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:615789
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foxtrot
- Discord ID:lynnesanity#2762
Granted, it has been amputated.
I wish groceries just appeared when you need them instead of having to go shopping for them.
Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.
So what’s for lunch?
Ok, lunch time.
everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food
#546
Posted 18 March 2019 - 02:36 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but the food is contaminated, you get some weird disease and then you die a slow, painful and horrible death
i wish I didnt get kicked out of a club saturday night
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#547
Posted 20 March 2019 - 12:58 AM
Granted, but you got a face and lap dance from a stripper who has a smelly yeast infection.
I wish I had the ability to discreetly detect any lies told to or around me.
#548
Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:31 AM
NedFox
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- BR|Member
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- 27 posts
Freshly IRONed
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- CN Nation ID:614685
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
Granted, but you find out any pie from now on is a lie.
I wish I would not be nervous for the lecture I'm going to give to hundreds of professionals next week.
#549
Posted 20 March 2019 - 02:47 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted, but you do a horrid job and people throw things at you
I wish i did not have a stomach ache
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#550
Posted 19 June 2019 - 08:58 PM
Nadarr
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,869 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:615789
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foxtrot
- Discord ID:lynnesanity#2762
Granted, you no longer have a stomach and die a slow painful death.
I wish my house wasn't constantly under remodel.
Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.
So what’s for lunch?
Ok, lunch time.
everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food
#551
Posted 20 June 2019 - 09:22 AM
Eogrim
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,334 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:617833
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Delta
- Discord ID:eogrim#0113
Granted, it’s demolished along with the rest of the earth in order to facilitate an intergalactic highway construction project for a hyperspace express route.
I wish I won at the lottery
I wish I won at the lottery
You have to know yourself, be honest about yourself, and rely on people around you to tell you when you’re being an asshole, and when they are kind enough to tell you, listen.
#552
Posted 20 June 2019 - 08:20 PM
Nadarr
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,869 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:615789
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foxtrot
- Discord ID:lynnesanity#2762
Granted. It is paid out with box tops.
I wish there were more hours in the day.
Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.
So what’s for lunch?
Ok, lunch time.
everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food
#553
Posted 13 July 2019 - 05:33 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but then you just have to work more
I wish I could spend more time in Montana
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#554
Posted 17 July 2019 - 09:31 AM
Ferastical
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 2,213 posts
Tempered IRON
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- Discord ID:Ferastically
Granted. There's a small town in Canada called Jasper, it's like a 5 hour drive from Calgary. They have a restaurant called Montana's, I'm sure you'll love it there. 
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#555
Posted 17 July 2019 - 07:44 PM
Eogrim
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,334 posts
Tempered IRON
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- CN Nation ID:617833
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Delta
- Discord ID:eogrim#0113
Granted
Granted This is Jane Montana. I’m sure the missus will be understanding..
I wish Trump hadn’t been elected
I wish I could spend more time in Montana
Granted This is Jane Montana. I’m sure the missus will be understanding..
I wish Trump hadn’t been elected
You have to know yourself, be honest about yourself, and rely on people around you to tell you when you’re being an asshole, and when they are kind enough to tell you, listen.
#556
Posted 30 July 2019 - 04:46 AM
Hung Wang
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 751 posts
Baptized
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- CN Nation ID:583597
- Souls Baptized:∞
- Squadron:Kilo
Granted, he becomes your boss instead.
I wish I could swim.
"-17.60 - Your population absolutely hates you."
Life is the difference between jumping out of a third story window and jumping off a penthouse suite.
#558
Posted 31 July 2019 - 12:48 AM
Hung Wang
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 751 posts
Baptized
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:583597
- Souls Baptized:∞
- Squadron:Kilo
Granted , you're rich in flatulence.
I wish Samus would play call of duty with me.
"-17.60 - Your population absolutely hates you."
Life is the difference between jumping out of a third story window and jumping off a penthouse suite.
#559
Posted 31 July 2019 - 04:01 AM
SealTeamPi
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 2,925 posts
Steadfast
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- CN Nation ID:619179
- Souls Baptized:354,305
- Squadron:Delta
- Discord ID:SealTeamPi#3646
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Granted, but Samus pwns you 500-0 and fucked your mom like the rest of the 14 year olds on CoD.
I wish I could chuck as much wood as Chuck Norris.
#560
Posted 02 August 2019 - 01:05 AM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but then chuck noris gets jealous and chucks u thru a wood chopper and u die
i wish that i could resign from iron in peace and not be forced to not quit by rhizo 
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
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