Granted, but now you are an elephant
I wish I had 1 million dollars
Granted, but now you are an elephant
I wish I had 1 million dollars
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted... but it is CSA currency.
I wish I could surf.
Granted, but you are now a surfboard
I wish I was tall
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Grant...everyone else is 3 feet tall or shorter.
I wish i could fly a Spitfire.
Granted, but you are teleported back into World War II
I wish I could SAFELY land on the moon
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted... but you can't safely return.
I wish I could find a Viking hoard of gold.
Granted, but you are now cursed and turn into a dragon
I wish I could read people's minds
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted, but now you can't concentrate nor hear your own thoughts. Your brain explodes
I wish being fit was easy
"Thought I'd Try Shooting My Way Out—Mix Things Up A Little."
Granted, but now the government experiments because you can't get out of shape
I wish I was rich
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted, but now you are robbed/cybertheif'd every day
I wish my house would clean itself
"Thought I'd Try Shooting My Way Out—Mix Things Up A Little."
Granted, but you now live in a roomba
I wish I could change the world
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted. You know receive 3.5 billion prayers per day
I wish friends were easy to make
"Thought I'd Try Shooting My Way Out—Mix Things Up A Little."
Granted, you are now an NPC in a popular game
I wish I could talk to animals
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted. You are now SCP-8009 locked away in the vaults of the SCP Foundation
I wish I had a key that unlocked any door
"Thought I'd Try Shooting My Way Out—Mix Things Up A Little."
Granted, but the key is to break down every single door now
I wish I could become president
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted. You are now HATED by 50% of people.
I wish Earth could be more like the Star Trek United Federation of Planets
"Thought I'd Try Shooting My Way Out—Mix Things Up A Little."
Granted. Unfortunately this genie does not know enough about Star Trek, so now Earth is hated throughout the galaxy
I wish I had access to the big planet destroying machine Darth Vader had
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted. Immediately after it has finished assembly, it gets blown up and you get thrown into the depths of space.
I wish the Previous poster had more knowledge about Star Trek... /shade
"Thought I'd Try Shooting My Way Out—Mix Things Up A Little."
Granted, but he misinterpreted as Star WARS and is now an expert in the franchise
I wish the previous person had no idea what Star Trek is
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Granted. Although, it is interpreted that Star Trek only referred to the most recent movies and not the entire franchise.
I wish that everyone knew the difference between Science Fiction and Science Fantasy
"Thought I'd Try Shooting My Way Out—Mix Things Up A Little."
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