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Granted, but not now, and you can't take your soul with you when you leave.
I wish I had more muscle mass.
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Corrupt A Wish
Started By
RearviewRover
, Feb 13 2017 06:27 AM
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#562
Posted 02 August 2019 - 10:55 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted but you also have 500x more fat mass
I wish subway was free
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#563
Posted 03 August 2019 - 12:12 AM
Hung Wang
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 751 posts
Baptized
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:583597
- Souls Baptized:∞
- Squadron:Kilo
Granted, but the number of homeless people around it increases by 100 fold.
I wish I was done with school.
"-17.60 - Your population absolutely hates you."
Life is the difference between jumping out of a third story window and jumping off a penthouse suite.
#564
Posted 03 August 2019 - 04:37 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted you get expelled
I wish i wasnt tired
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#565
Posted 04 August 2019 - 02:54 AM
Hung Wang
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 751 posts
Baptized
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:583597
- Souls Baptized:∞
- Squadron:Kilo
Granted, you're a manic now.
I wish I could take life more seriously.
"-17.60 - Your population absolutely hates you."
Life is the difference between jumping out of a third story window and jumping off a penthouse suite.
#566
Posted 06 August 2019 - 04:13 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted, you're a manic now.
so nothing has changed lol
Granted, but you die right away
I wish i didnt have shit on my shoe
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#568
Posted 08 October 2019 - 02:17 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted, you now have a heard of 1 million male deer who all have mad cow's diseases
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#569
Posted 20 October 2019 - 05:14 PM
Brewersalliance killed this thread with no wish.I'm going to revive it with a wish.
I wish never having to drive in Atlanta at rush hour.
#570
Posted 25 September 2020 - 08:23 PM
bravozulu87
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 89 posts
Mountaineer
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:624289
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Alpha
- Discord ID:bravozulu87
Your wish has been granted; you shall not drive during rush hour times in Atlanta but will now drive through New York City during rush hour.
I wish that I had a better paying job
#571
Posted 28 September 2020 - 07:38 PM
Torres951
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 5,927 posts
IRONclad
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:621288
- Squadron:Foxtrot
- Discord ID:Torres951
Granted, you are now a drug lord who is the FBI number 1 wanted criminal
I wish I could grow any plant
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
#572
Posted 12 October 2020 - 12:38 PM
Granted but your large Venus Fly Trap ate you.
I wish I could exceed the speed of light.
#573
Posted 12 October 2020 - 01:50 PM
Torres951
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 5,927 posts
IRONclad
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:621288
- Squadron:Foxtrot
- Discord ID:Torres951
Your wish has been granted, but you broke the space-time continuum and now we have to start all over...thanks
I wish I could speak any language fluently
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
#575
Posted 13 October 2020 - 11:03 AM
Torres951
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 5,927 posts
IRONclad
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:621288
- Squadron:Foxtrot
- Discord ID:Torres951
Granted, you are now a guitar pick
I wish I could fly
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
#578
Posted 14 October 2020 - 05:46 PM
Granted... but your sperm was so potent every female on set got pregnant. Now child support payments are astronomical.
I wish I could buy 1000 shares of Amazon at year 2000 prices.
#579
Posted 14 October 2020 - 11:59 PM
Torres951
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 5,927 posts
IRONclad
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:621288
- Squadron:Foxtrot
- Discord ID:Torres951
Granted, but because you bought so many shares, they never kicked off.
I wish I could be famous
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
#580
Posted 15 October 2020 - 04:54 AM
Granted... you set the record of kills by a serial killer.
I wish I could dunk a basketball.
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