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#561
Hung Wang

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Granted, but not now, and you can't take your soul with you when you leave.

 

I wish I had more muscle mass.


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Granted but you also have 500x more fat mass 

 

I wish subway was free


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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Hung Wang

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Granted, but the number of homeless people around it increases by 100 fold.

 

I wish I was done with school.


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granted you get expelled

 

I wish i wasnt tired


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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Granted, you're a manic now.

 

I wish I could take life more seriously.


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Granted, you're a manic now.

 

so nothing has changed lol

 

Granted, but you die right away

 

I wish i didnt have shit on my shoe 


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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Granted, but now you can't poop.

 

I wish I had 1 million bucks


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Granted, you now have a heard of 1 million male deer who all have mad cow's diseases 


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Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.

Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Brewersalliance killed this thread with no wish.I'm going to revive it with a wish.

I wish never having to drive in Atlanta at rush hour.



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Your wish has been granted; you shall not drive during rush hour times in Atlanta but will now drive through New York City during rush hour.

 

I wish that I had a better paying job



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Granted, you are now a drug lord who is the FBI number 1 wanted criminal

 

I wish I could grow any plant 


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted but your large Venus Fly Trap ate you.

I wish I could exceed the speed of light.



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Your wish has been granted, but you broke the space-time continuum and now we have to start all over...thanks

 

I wish I could speak any language fluently 


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted but now you can't hear.

I wish I could play guitar.



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Granted, you are now a guitar pick

I wish I could fly


Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.


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Granted but now you can't walk.

I wish I could time travel.



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Your wish has been granted; your now in the paleolithic age.

 

I wish I was a successful porn star, lol



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Granted... but your sperm was so potent every female on set got pregnant. Now child support payments are astronomical.

I wish I could buy 1000 shares of Amazon at year 2000 prices.



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Granted, but because you bought so many shares, they never kicked off. 

 

I wish I could be famous 


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Granted... you set the record of kills by a serial killer.

I wish I could dunk a basketball.



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