Congratulations to ThorsHammers on winning the inaugural Steel Bowl!!!!!
Thank you, thank you!
As the inaugural winner of the Steel Bowl I would like to take this opportunity and use my platform to discuss a topic that is near and dear to me and deserves the appropriate attention of all.
Since the dawn of time creatures have walked this earth. These creatures were magnificent. Some had long legs, some had auburn hair, some spit fire, some had rather large firm chests, and still others had a little bit of a temper.
But the one thing that all of these creatures had in common was their beauty. One glance at these beings and any man would be in awe of their majesty. Mouths would drop open and gazes would be fixed. It was a glorious time.
Unfortunately, these creatures have now largely gone extinct. No more are they seen in these parts with any regularity and we are far worse off because of it.
It's time that we wake up and perk up as we bring these beautiful creatures back.
I am, of course, referring to the Foxy Ladies of Foxtrot. We want them and we need them to come back.
I have long sought out these wonderful beings and with a little bit of charm and by virtue of my title as Steel Bowl Champion, I have convinced them to make their return to this world.
You're welcome for being so awesome.