Granted, but you got the wrong sky!

 

I wish I knew 10 languages.

granted but now you dont speak english.

 

I wish that I could go into outer space.

granted you die in the vacuum

 

I wish I was already in school

Granted, but now you are stuck there forever.

 

I wish I had a pony.

granted but it just died

 

I wish that nothing was wrong in life.

Granted, but you now live in The Matrix.

 

I wish for superhuman strength.

Granted, but your bones are so brittle you can't move a muscle.

 

I wish for x-ray vision

Granted, but you give yourself cancer from overexposure to x-ray radiation

 

I wish for a BMW

Granted, but you get a rusted piece of junk.

 

I wish for two billion U.S. dollars that can be used for anything

Granted, they are play dollar bills accepted at your local 4-year-old's PlayDoh Deli

Granted, with no limitations and no corruptions. But you didnt make a wish.

 

I wish for a chance to see the world

granted you are jettisoned into space, never to return and you see it as you fly away.

 

I wish that my laptop's battery didn't suck.

Granted, but now your laptop is broken

granted, but wait.. there was no wish.

 

I wish that I will be able to complete the p90x work out.

Granted, but you eventually exploded

 

I wish for a bottle of beer

granted but its root beer

 

I wish I more to do

Granted, now you are busy cleaning toilets FOREVER

 

I wish that I'll make a good impression tomorrow and get a date

Granted, but she is a psycho drag queen killer

 

I wish for 1,000,000 dollars (USD)

Granted, but when you open a bag a dye pack goes off and the police arrest you for having stolen money

 

I wish for a road trip

Granted, you trip and fall in front of an 18-wheeler coming down your street.

 

I wish for the ability to shapeshift

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Granted, you are in the form of Madeline Albright forever.

 

I wish i had the Superman´s powers

Granted, however you get these powers in a field of kryptonite

 

I wish I could go to Busch Gardens

Granted, but all the rides are closed.

 

I wish my cat would stop bothering me.

granted but it ran away.

 

I wish that I didn't have to work today.

granted you now work on sundays

 

I wish I had the Federal Reserve's balance sheet