you do, you get arrested at the airport, then deported

 

i wish i had a crossbow

granted but its made of prison materials

 

I wish for an archery set

Granted, you have no arms and cannot use it.

 

I wish it was raining

granted, but you have no umbrella

 

I wish for a PS3

granted its a fake though

 

I wish for financial security

Granted but after you worked hard for it, everything becomes free.

 

I wish that I was done with college.

granted, but now college is no longer a requirement for any job

i wish i were invisible

Granted but you a ghost now.

 

I wish that I could travel the galaxy

granted but you go 1 mph and die before you reach anywhere

 

I wish I had more money

Granted , you have a million in counterfeit money.

 

I wish I could go to a Cubs game.

Granted, you are at the zoo watching the bear cubs play

 

I wish I could fly

granted but you cant land

 

I wish I could travel through wormholes

Granted, but there is no air in space so you die... horribly

 

 

I wish for another week of summer break...

granted but there is no spring break now

 

I wish I never had to leave NYC

Granted but everyone else leaves due to pollution.

 

I wish I could have a deep dish pizza from Gino's.

granted but its a cyanide pizza

 

I wish I had a thin crust pizza now

Granted, but it so burned that has been rendered non-edible

 

I wish for a 16 oz gold bar from fort knox

Granted but you are arrested for burglary

 

I wish for diplomatic immunity

Granted, someone gets pissed off and just shoots you.

 

I wish for the light of a thousand suns.

granted but now you have 1000 sunburns

 

I wish for ultimate sun protection

Granted, you die because you suddenly get reaaaaaally cold.

 

I wish for some water.

granted its poisoned

 

I wish for some orange juice

Granted it's also poisoned.

 

I wish for grape juice.

granted but it had yeast so its now bad wine

 

I wish for apple cider

Granted it turns into snakes.

 

I wish for snakes.