Granted, but you are struke by a lightning

 

I wish my co workers were mute

granted they now dance to communicate

 

I wish I knew more ppl

Granted, you now know more mean people.

 

I wish I new fewer people.

Granted, you only know yourself

 

I wish for a more creative wish coming up.

granted yo know noone

 

I wish I did not have a doc appointment tomorrow

granted, you´re dead

 

I wish my wish had not being ignored

granted but women ignore you now

 

i wish for a bag of M&Ms

granted. the bag is unopenable

 

i wish i had cake

granted its mold flavored though

 

I wish for some pens

granted but they use invisible ink.

 

I wish I had a Lament Configuration.

granted but the configuration isn't lament

 

I wish for a boat

granted but is has a hole in it

 

i wish for a plane

granted you get one without an engine

 

I wish stargate didn't have over 5k posts

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granted but you lose your posts aswell

 

i wish i was organized

granted but you then see your own flaws

 

I wish I was packed

Granted, the world collapsed

 

I wish my boss was isolated in an island

gratned but the islands in your mind

 

I wish I was done packing

granted but you find more to pack

 

I wish I had a stake dinner

granted its infected with salmonella though

 

I wish for more sleep

Granted and Michael Jackson's doctor helps you sleep.

 

I wish Brett Favre would retire.

granted but then he unretires for 100 more seasons

 

I wish I was indestructible

granted you are made of iron but weigh 5000lbs

 

I wish for summer to not end

granted but school now takes place in a 100 degree F room

 

I wish for more days like today

Granted but the day only last one second.

 

I wish I could meet John Cena

granted but he dies of steroids abuse in front of you

 

I wish I could see Thomas Jefferson