granted they kill you

 

I wish for monkies

granted, what the hell are monkies?

i wish my dragon never died !! >_<

Granted, it's back, but now it's a zombie and it's killing your other dragons.

 

I wish for a pack of smokes.

granted they have a radioactive element implanted in them though

 

I wish for a music library

granted but its all 20's music.

 

I wish for a date with Crystal Kay

granted but shes a holograph

 

I wish I had more jobs

granted but they all suck

 

I wish for a zombie

granted it bites you

 

I wish for a warewolf

granted but it runs away.

 

I wish for the world

Granted , I bought you a globe .

 

I wish I were Hugh Heffner.

You become him, but the moment you enter his body you suffer a stroke and die.

 

 

I wish for a mountain dew slurpee

granted but it melts as soon as you get it

 

I wish to challenge John Cena to a match.

granted but you lose

 

I wish wrestleing did not exist.

granted, its just a figmint of ur imagination now, you end up in the asylum

 

i wish i had a crossbow

granted but it points towards you

 

I wish I had more to do

granted, you are now the main attraction at a donkey show

 

I wish for a new bed

granted its a crib

 

I wish for a good nights sleep

granted, you never wake up though

 

I wish I could see another dimension

granted but your mind explodes

 

I wish for more spam

granted, however, your wish was misleading and you get the food spam

 

I wish for a penguin

granted it learns to fly away from you though

 

I wish for the power to stop time

granted but you don't have the power to start it again

 

I wish for goldfish crackers

granted, their all alive O_o

 

i wish i was stronger

granted but the steroids shrink you balls

 

I wish I was smarter

granted, but you are so smart you are taken by the government and made into a science experiment with your brain

 

I wish I wasn't sick