Granted, but it's Romanian, and has taxes on it.

 

I wish for more free time.

granted, but the cost of doing stuff with your time is high

 

i wish for a boat

Granted, it's make out of frozen newspaper

 

I wish for another cat

granted, but it's a killer cat

 

i wish for a dog

Granted but has 3 legs

 

I wish for the ability to see more films in German in the US.

granted but they are all subtitled

 

i wish for a new car

Granted, but runs on the souls of babies

 

I wish I lived in Berlin again

granted but the wall goes up again, with you on the wrong side

 

wish i could get a promotion

Granted, but being the janitor for the Hilton family can get messy.

 

I wish I had a pony.

granted, but its a pygmy pony with really bad legs

 

i wish i had some soy sauce

granted, but you will have nothing to put it on

 

I wish I had a new keyboard.

granted, but your computer dies

 

wish i had a working vehicle

granted but I only works on lava

 

I wish I had robot chicken on dvd

granted, but its all dubbed in swahili

 

i wish my gf was off work already

granted but she was turned into a demon while she was at work and she wants to eat your soul !

 

I wish I could sleep

Granted but you become a light sleeper

 

I wish I was a hero.

hah derenna you were more right than you can know...

 

granted, but you are what the british call a 'bedroom hero', i.e a hero in your own mind

 

i wish the gf wasnt so damn raggy this evening

Granted, she magically turns into a man. Ragging problem solved.

 

I wish for some dough to get a few new songs.

granted, you now have dough. make bread and sing about it.

 

wish i could have another beer

Granted, but it's bottled import and you don't have a bottle opener.

 

I wish for some Boddington's English Ale

granted, but there is a soapy residue inside the bottle which gives you massive diarrhea

 

i wish i could tour europe

granted, but it's a tour of all the crappy neighborhoods

 

I wish for a airplane

/me hands SH a little balsa wood glider

 

i wish for peanut butter

stupid damn interbwebs...sorry, double post!~

Edited September 12, 200917 yr by ACiDNiNE

granted but you have no bread to put it on

 

I wish for more friends